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<i>- Hello.</i>
<i>- Where are you?</i>

2
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<i>- In my car.</i>
<i>- Aren't you picking me up?</i>

3
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<i>No, no, dad. I'm not
supposed to pick you up.</i>

4
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<i>Someone from the home will bring you to the hospital.
I'm gonna meet you in front.</i>

5
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<i>I'm on my way right now, and you
should be leaving any minute.</i>

6
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<i>- My lamp doesn't work.</i>
<i>- What?</i>

7
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<i>The goddamn lamp next to my bed.
You know what a lamp is?</i>

8
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<i>Dad, did you try the switch?
What?</i>

9
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<i>On the bottom. Maybe it's on the cord.
Look on the cord.</i>

10
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<i>There's probably like that twirly thing on the cord.
Push that with your thumb.</i>

11
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<i>I got it! I got it, baby!</i>

12
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<i>Hello.</i>

13
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<i>Hello. Who is this?</i>
<i>Dad, it's Eve, you called me.</i>

14
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<i>Are you jealous of your sister?</i>

15
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<i>Dad, I'm driving downtown.</i>

16
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<i>This is not a question</i>
<i>for downtown traffic.</i>

17
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<i>Come on! Georgia could
run the Israeli army.</i>

18
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<i>Maddy couldn't even</i>
<i>get into the army.</i>

19
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<i>Well, you're right, dad.</i>

20
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<i>You're completely right, dad.</i>

21
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<i>Georgia could run</i>
<i>the Israeli army.</i>

22
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<i>Hi, dad.</i>

23
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<i>Hi, Evie. Guess who
called me just now. Who?</i>

24
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<i>- John Wayne just called me.</i>
<i>- Tell Georgia, tell Maddy.</i>

25
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<i>John Wayne just called you?</i>

26
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<i>Just called me up on</i>
<i>the telephone.</i>

27
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<i>John Wayne is dead, dad. They think he's dead.
They're not sure.</i>

28
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<i>John Wayne is dead. That's why
you're going to the hospital.</i>

29
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<i>You've been disoriented.</i>

30
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<i>I spoke to him on the telephone.
So he's a republican.</i>

31
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<i>Don't hold that against him.</i>
<i>So what?</i>

32
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<i>I'll see you</i>
<i>in 10 minutes, dad.</i>

33
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<i>No surprises. Kim speaking.</i>

34
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<i>Kim? I'm not going to be in today.
My father...</i>

35
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<i>What happened this time?</i>

36
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<i>I don't know, but I'm worried.</i>

37
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<i>I'm going to meet him at the hospital, so...
Are there any messages?</i>

38
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<i>Madge Turner called. She wants you to
move the party to the Nixon library.</i>

39
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What? No. No, no, no. <i> -Yeah.</i>

40
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- No, Kim, that is insane.
<i>- Why?</i>

41
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The party is in two weeks. We cannot change
the location. Tell her to forget it.

42
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<i>Me? I have to tell her?
</i> No, I'll do it.

43
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Remind me to call the caterer.
500 women are coming,

44
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and I bet half are
lactose intolerant.

45
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Hope dad's okay. I better call Georgia.
She's gonna want to know.

46
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Kim, I'm gonna call you back.

47
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Georgia magazine. May I speak
with Georgia? It's Eve.

48
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- Is she available to do it?
- Hold on. I have your sister.

49
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No, no, not now. -She's
behind closed doors right now.

50
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- Libby! Libby! Hurry, honey.
- I'm coming!

51
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I need my bag. Thank you.

52
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Maddy:<i>Eve?</i>-Oh, Maddy.
Thank god you called.

53
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<i>Guess what...</i> No, I don't want to
hear about dad again. I'm sorry.

54
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I'm too happy.
Eve, it is so beautiful here.

55
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- It's spiritual.
- It's god's country.

56
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- No, no, no! No, no, no!
- Here we go.

57
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I'm sorry! Oh, my god.
She'll think I hung up on her.

58
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Maddy, can you hear me?
Maddy? Hello? Hello?

59
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Maddy? Ugh! Maddy!

60
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<i>No surprises. Kim speaking.</i>

61
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It's me again.
Are you positive about this?

62
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- It's just bad news.
<i>- Yes.</i>

63
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<i>She wants to move it</i>
<i>to the Nixon library.</i>

64
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Well, what?
They have parties there?

65
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- Where is that? Where am I?
<i>- I have no idea.</i>

66
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I'm here, Kim. I just can't
deal with this right now.

67
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I'm gonna call you back later.
Okay?

68
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- There she is. Hello, dear!
- Oh, my god. Dad?

69
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- Who's there?
<i>- Mr. Lou Mozell</i>

70
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<i>from the motion picture home.</i>

71
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Angie, did I tell you about the
time I got a gun from John Wayne?

72
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No. Pat and I wrote
picture for him...

73
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- Called Luck Runs Out.
- Oh.

74
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He was a very nice guy.

75
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They say he had
a very small pecker,

76
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but that didn't keep him
from being a real he-man.

77
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That had absolutely nothing
to do with it.

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- Why are we going in here?
- Because it's the room.

79
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- Is there room service in here?
- No.

80
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- They leave a key for the minibar?
- There is no minibar.

81
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Place of birth, Mr. Mozell?

82
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- Uh, the Bronx, New York city.
- Education?

83
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- Harvard, graduated with full honors.
- Oh, dad!

84
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<i>Summa cum laude.</i>

85
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- Age?
- 38.

86
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- 79.
- And your wife is?

87
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- Dead.
- No, no, not dead.

88
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Not dead. Divorced...
For many years.

89
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- Evie, where's that poster?
- It's over there.

90
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Put it over there
by the dresser.

91
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Yeah, please. Make sure
it doesn't get scratched.

92
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- Would you like to get into bed now?
- Not with you.

93
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Very funny.

94
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Cleo, kick her out. -I'm not Cleo.
I'm Dr. Kelly.

95
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Dr. Kelly. Ah, the Irish
Republican army, are ya?

96
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I love 'em sassy, doc.
How old are you?

97
00:06:01,938 --> 00:06:06,473
Okay. What day of the week
is it, Mr. Mozell?

98
00:06:06,475 --> 00:06:08,208
Fruppsday.

99
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What month? -What month?
Kugie-wugie!

100
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Oh! You gotta stop that.

101
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Ah.

102
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The duke said, "Your mother...

103
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"and dad make
a hell of a writing team."

104
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Remember, Evie? That's what
the duke said. -Mm-hmm.

105
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He said it to Evie
when she was five years old.

106
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She shook hands with him. Said,
"Howdy, partner." He laughed.

107
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He was a real sweetheart.

108
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They say his pecker was
no bigger than... -Dad!

109
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Probably why he liked guns,
you know?

110
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Small pecker, big guns.

111
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- You get what I'm trying to bring out?
- Dad, you don't have to...

112
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Where's the gun he gave me?
Evie, where's the gun?

113
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Dad, he didn't give you
a gun, remember?

114
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He gave you the bullet.
It's right here.

115
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- You're not gonna go away and leave me here, are you?
- Just for a little bit, dad.

116
00:07:08,059 --> 00:07:11,493
- At least a week. Mmm-hmm.
- A week?

117
00:07:11,495 --> 00:07:12,427
- Evie.
- I promise you,

118
00:07:12,429 --> 00:07:14,562
- it's gonna be okay.
- I die when you're not here.

119
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It'll be okay. You're having some memory problems.
They have to run some tests.

120
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Everybody has memory problems.

121
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You could remember for me.
Please!

122
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Don't leave me here, please.

123
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Can you write
a sentence for us, Mr. Mozell?

124
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Leave me alone. Can't you see I'm
in conference with my daughter!

125
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Here's the pen, Mr. Mozell.

126
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Ah, sentence! What kind
of sentence do you want?

127
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Here. Shove it up your schmeer.

128
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Don't go, Evie.
I'm begging you.

129
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Don't go, Evie.

130
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- Are you there? Are you both listening?
- Georgia: <i> Mmm-hmm.</i>

131
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- He wrote, "It's too late."
- Georgia: <i> What?</i>

132
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She asked him to write a sentence,
and that's what he wrote.

133
00:08:01,737 --> 00:08:05,739
Do you believe this? Is this eerie or what?
"It's too late."

134
00:08:05,741 --> 00:08:07,540
- My god!
- What does it mean?

135
00:08:07,542 --> 00:08:12,678
<i>Too late for tests, for help, this is serious.
He's disoriented.</i>

136
00:08:12,680 --> 00:08:15,347
He's in a wheelchair, and
he's telling us it's over.

137
00:08:15,349 --> 00:08:21,319
Oh, please! They should adjust his medications.
Did you talk to the doctor?

138
00:08:21,321 --> 00:08:24,221
The doctor was approximately
eleven years old.

139
00:08:24,223 --> 00:08:27,324
Obviously it wasn't a real doctor.
Obviously it was a resident.

140
00:08:27,326 --> 00:08:31,328
What you've got to do is call back
and ask to speak to the real doctor.

141
00:08:31,330 --> 00:08:32,962
I said I wanted Maureen Oriff.

142
00:08:32,964 --> 00:08:35,397
He mentioned
John Wayne's pecker again.

143
00:08:35,399 --> 00:08:40,835
Did he really?
That is hilarious.

144
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He is obsessed
with that pecker!

145
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Oh, no. I wasn't talking to you.
Sorry.

146
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You weren't here.

147
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- I am sorry I couldn't be there.
- Oh, Maddy.

148
00:08:53,580 --> 00:08:57,381
This is my only vacation. -Oh, Maddy!
I didn't mean it that way.

149
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We work ten hours a day,
five days a week.

150
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<i>And 52 weeks a year. I want to tell
you something.</i>-I know, 52 weeks.

151
00:09:01,319 --> 00:09:07,523
<i>Aside from the dialog, soaps are the
closest thing to theater on TV today.</i>

152
00:09:07,525 --> 00:09:10,025
And the only reason
I can go away right now...

153
00:09:10,027 --> 00:09:12,861
Is because Juliana is supposed
to be in the Bahamas,

154
00:09:12,863 --> 00:09:15,396
because her boss is having
an affair with a temp.

155
00:09:15,398 --> 00:09:17,831
Yeah. Who's Juliana?

156
00:09:18,767 --> 00:09:21,367
Um, my character, Juliana,

157
00:09:21,369 --> 00:09:25,104
who is fully three-dimensional,
and who right now

158
00:09:25,106 --> 00:09:28,340
<i>is wrestling with serious
identity problems.</i>

159
00:09:28,342 --> 00:09:32,644
Don't you ever watch my show?

160
00:09:32,646 --> 00:09:36,447
- Did she hang up? Maddy?
- You have to take this.

161
00:09:36,449 --> 00:09:41,385
I've gotta go. I love you. Call
me every five minutes. Okay.

162
00:09:41,387 --> 00:09:43,620
<i>- Did Maddy hang up?</i>
- Huh?

163
00:09:43,622 --> 00:09:46,255
- Did she hang up?
- Georgia: <i> It's possible.</i>

164
00:09:46,257 --> 00:09:49,891
She's gonna come back in some cowboy
outfit, talking about fly-fishing.

165
00:09:49,893 --> 00:09:53,828
<i>What do you want to bet she'll
come back with some cowboy?</i>

166
00:09:53,830 --> 00:09:57,364
God! She thinks she's the only one who works.
I'm planning this event...

167
00:09:57,366 --> 00:10:01,000
I've over my eyeballs in this
fifth anniversary edition.

168
00:10:01,002 --> 00:10:03,268
I know it's self-indulgent.
I know, I know.

169
00:10:03,270 --> 00:10:05,536
But between me and you, Eve,

170
00:10:05,538 --> 00:10:08,472
I can't believe my magazine
has lasted this long.

171
00:10:08,474 --> 00:10:14,611
I'm planning this event: Los Angeles
women in commerce. Their annual party.

172
00:10:14,613 --> 00:10:17,947
I landed it. It's gonna put
my company on the map.

173
00:10:17,949 --> 00:10:20,783
Georgia: <i> That is so sweet.</i>
<i>Your little company.</i>

174
00:10:20,785 --> 00:10:23,051
If you're in business...
And you sort of are,

175
00:10:23,053 --> 00:10:26,387
you should shop
at Barney's or Saks.

176
00:10:30,192 --> 00:10:31,491
Oh, God!

177
00:10:31,493 --> 00:10:33,559
I'm sorry.

178
00:10:34,929 --> 00:10:38,297
I'm so sorry.
Are you all right?

179
00:10:39,099 --> 00:10:42,733
Why would you do that?
What are you thinking about?

180
00:10:42,735 --> 00:10:47,337
- I'm so sorry.
- Oh, no! What...

181
00:10:47,339 --> 00:10:52,008
My lights are falling off. You
see what you did? -I see that.

182
00:10:52,010 --> 00:10:54,510
I'm Eve Marks. I'm so sorry.

183
00:10:54,512 --> 00:10:57,312
Dr. Omar Kunundar.
You're not driving well.

184
00:10:57,314 --> 00:10:59,247
Thank you for not screaming.

185
00:10:59,249 --> 00:11:01,015
It's just that
I was so distracted!

186
00:11:01,017 --> 00:11:03,585
My father, I just put him
in the hospital.

187
00:11:03,587 --> 00:11:05,787
I'm very sorry.
I hope it's not serious.

188
00:11:05,789 --> 00:11:09,857
But you can't drive... -I
have my card somewhere.

189
00:11:09,992 --> 00:11:13,660
Wait a minute. There you go.

190
00:11:13,662 --> 00:11:14,761
- "No surprises."
- Party planner.

191
00:11:14,763 --> 00:11:19,599
We do special events. The idea is that
everything goes smoothly. No surprises.

192
00:11:19,601 --> 00:11:20,533
- I see.
- I'm sorry.

193
00:11:20,535 --> 00:11:23,836
This actually isn't my first
car accident this year.

194
00:11:23,838 --> 00:11:27,806
If my insurance company hears about
this, my rates are gonna skyrocket.

195
00:11:27,808 --> 00:11:29,941
- They're gonna go up.
- I got the word.

196
00:11:29,943 --> 00:11:34,512
Do you think we could
settle this... Privately?

197
00:11:36,182 --> 00:11:38,415
- I can't...
- Oh.

198
00:11:38,417 --> 00:11:40,049
I'll ask your mother.
Give me that.

199
00:11:40,051 --> 00:11:45,120
My mother? Why would you talk to my mother?
I don't even speak to my mother.

200
00:11:45,122 --> 00:11:47,222
That's very sad for you.

201
00:11:47,224 --> 00:11:50,458
You can't go through life
without your mother.

202
00:11:50,460 --> 00:11:55,796
You'll get a call.
Her name is Ogmed Kunundar.

203
00:11:55,798 --> 00:11:56,530
Oh, your mother.

204
00:11:56,532 --> 00:11:59,866
She's in Burbank, and she'll
know if this is all right.

205
00:11:59,868 --> 00:12:05,071
I'm gonna go 'cause I'm late. My son's
getting home any minute. I'm so sorry.

206
00:12:05,073 --> 00:12:09,475
- This is fate, or an accident.
- It's an accident.

207
00:12:09,477 --> 00:12:13,645
- Maybe you're gonna be surprised.
- Well, no, no.

208
00:12:13,647 --> 00:12:16,748
I hope not.

209
00:12:17,183 --> 00:12:17,795
So sorry.

210
00:12:29,660 --> 00:12:32,560
<i>I can't rely on you.</i>
<i>What good is a marriage...</i>

211
00:12:32,562 --> 00:12:35,529
When I can't trust
that you'll be on time...

212
00:12:35,531 --> 00:12:38,365
<i>For one stupid meeting?</i>

213
00:12:41,570 --> 00:12:46,239
Look at me, mom. Look at me.

214
00:12:48,776 --> 00:12:50,208
Look at me, mom. Look at me.

215
00:12:50,210 --> 00:12:54,378
<i>¶ A girl with moonlight</i>
<i>in her eyes ¶</i>

216
00:12:54,380 --> 00:12:57,748
- Look at me, mom.
- Eve, not now!

217
00:12:57,750 --> 00:12:59,883
Just forget it! Forget it!

218
00:12:59,885 --> 00:13:05,188
- I just can't take it anymore.
- What are you doing?

219
00:13:05,190 --> 00:13:07,990
Dad! Daddy!

220
00:13:13,097 --> 00:13:15,997
That's my Evie.

221
00:13:15,999 --> 00:13:18,499
That's my cookie.

222
00:13:49,230 --> 00:13:51,597
- It's not so bad?
- It's really not that bad.

223
00:13:51,599 --> 00:13:54,032
- Compared to a pileup, it's not bad.
- Look, honey.

224
00:13:54,034 --> 00:13:56,401
The wheels are good,
the headlights are fine.

225
00:13:56,403 --> 00:13:59,937
- Wouldn't be an accident without damages.
- And you know what?

226
00:13:59,939 --> 00:14:02,005
I can just get in
the other side, you see?

227
00:14:02,007 --> 00:14:05,708
- Just like that.
- I can just... Listen.

228
00:14:05,710 --> 00:14:09,545
I don't even think
we have to... Fix it.

229
00:14:09,547 --> 00:14:10,479
'Cause look at me. I'm in.

230
00:14:10,481 --> 00:14:15,650
So, there is no, uh, whiplash, and you
still have your teeth and your lower back?

231
00:14:15,652 --> 00:14:20,454
No, I'm fine. And he just had
headlight damage and a grill.

232
00:14:20,456 --> 00:14:24,624
Mom, how many crackups
is that this year?

233
00:14:24,626 --> 00:14:26,659
That's three now.

234
00:14:26,661 --> 00:14:27,393
- Ha-ha-ha!
- What is that?

235
00:14:27,395 --> 00:14:31,330
It's my new laugh. You like it?
Ha-ha-ha!

236
00:14:31,332 --> 00:14:33,098
- Lovely. Lovely.
- Ha-ha-ha! Ha!

237
00:14:33,100 --> 00:14:35,700
- Honey, were you on the phone?
- No.

238
00:14:35,702 --> 00:14:40,204
You were on the phone.

239
00:14:40,606 --> 00:14:41,137
Ha-ha-ha-ha!

240
00:14:41,139 --> 00:14:45,808
- Let's start calling our legal representation.
- They'll cancel my insurance?

241
00:14:45,810 --> 00:14:48,310
Would that be a bad thing? -I
don't mind getting into that side.

242
00:14:48,312 --> 00:14:53,515
That side looks as good as new. I've been
pretty understanding about all this.

243
00:14:53,517 --> 00:14:57,886
A little bit. Okay. -I have
to go play with my legos.

244
00:14:57,888 --> 00:15:00,121
Okay there, kid. Yeah. -Ha-ha!

245
00:15:00,123 --> 00:15:04,024
I hope I can't go to jail for
suggesting we settle this privately.

246
00:15:04,026 --> 00:15:09,362
Did Kim messenger the... Yeah. Good.
The Nixon library stuff.

247
00:15:09,364 --> 00:15:12,832
Ooh! Oh! That's my fourth
car accident this year.

248
00:15:12,834 --> 00:15:18,838
Jesse! -Jesse, you can't leave
stuff hanging around like that!

249
00:15:18,840 --> 00:15:21,941
- He reminded me of Nixon.
- Who?

250
00:15:21,943 --> 00:15:28,714
My father. The same jowls. The
same shlumpy shoulders like that.

251
00:15:28,716 --> 00:15:33,919
Wait a minute. Why am I here?

252
00:15:33,921 --> 00:15:37,289
- Tea?
- No.

253
00:15:37,924 --> 00:15:41,492
He can't walk, Joe.

254
00:15:41,494 --> 00:15:44,528
Oh, he's dead! Yes? Hello?

255
00:15:44,530 --> 00:15:46,096
<i>Georgia's really</i>
<i>something, isn't she?</i>

256
00:15:46,098 --> 00:15:51,334
- Yeah, dad, she certainly is.
- Little Georgie.

257
00:15:51,336 --> 00:15:55,104
- Dad.
- Oh, so, not dead.

258
00:15:55,106 --> 00:15:59,441
Not funny. That is so not funny.
God!

259
00:15:59,443 --> 00:16:03,611
- You have no compassion for him.
- And you know why, don't you?

260
00:16:03,613 --> 00:16:06,947
Or have you forgotten?
It happened right here.

261
00:16:06,949 --> 00:16:10,350
I remember. I remember.

262
00:16:10,352 --> 00:16:14,921
He's dying, Joe.

263
00:16:16,324 --> 00:16:18,857
Three guesses who that is.

264
00:16:39,111 --> 00:16:42,745
He's dead.

265
00:16:42,747 --> 00:16:45,447
- What? Honey, honey!
- Where is it?

266
00:16:45,449 --> 00:16:48,917
Ow! Ow! -Honey!
What are you doing?

267
00:16:48,919 --> 00:16:53,187
- Hello? Who is it?
- Eve?

268
00:16:53,189 --> 00:16:57,457
- Oh, God, Maddy, is he dead?
- Dad? Dead?

269
00:16:57,459 --> 00:17:01,394
Get serious. There's
nothing wrong with dad.

270
00:17:01,396 --> 00:17:02,628
<i>No.</i>

271
00:17:02,630 --> 00:17:05,697
Buck can't walk.

272
00:17:05,699 --> 00:17:09,967
<i>Where are you?</i>-I'm back.
What am I gonna do?

273
00:17:09,969 --> 00:17:15,005
He's not dead. Take him
to the hospital. -Who?

274
00:17:15,007 --> 00:17:17,674
- The boyfriend.
- How?

275
00:17:17,676 --> 00:17:19,409
In an ambulance. My god, Maddy!

276
00:17:19,411 --> 00:17:24,046
Oh, my god! He just
moved his foot. Ahh!

277
00:17:24,048 --> 00:17:28,583
He just moved his foot!
Oh, Buck, baby!

278
00:17:28,585 --> 00:17:32,820
Sweetie, that's so good!

279
00:17:32,822 --> 00:17:35,222
I think I can get him
to the car.

280
00:17:35,224 --> 00:17:38,692
Aah! She hung up.

281
00:17:38,694 --> 00:17:41,194
I see that.

282
00:17:42,263 --> 00:17:45,364
Hello?

283
00:17:45,366 --> 00:17:47,599
<i>This is Ogmed Kunundar,</i>
<i>Omar's mother.</i>

284
00:17:47,601 --> 00:17:49,767
<i>My son's lights</i>
<i>are falling off.</i>

285
00:17:49,769 --> 00:17:51,268
<i>And his radiator exploded.</i>

286
00:17:51,270 --> 00:17:56,139
His radiator?
He has ice cream in his bowl.

287
00:17:56,141 --> 00:17:58,107
What's he doing with ice cream?

288
00:17:58,109 --> 00:18:00,976
Now, are you sure?<i>-Omar
does not make a mistake.</i>

289
00:18:00,978 --> 00:18:04,779
<i>He's a genius. He can fix
your ovaries with a laser.</i>

290
00:18:04,781 --> 00:18:08,682
Yes. Yeah, I'm sure that he can.
What I'm suggesting...

291
00:18:08,684 --> 00:18:09,683
About the car insurance
is quite legal.

292
00:18:09,685 --> 00:18:13,086
<i>- Omar says you have a problem with your father.
</i> -Yes, my father.

293
00:18:13,088 --> 00:18:14,120
- Jesse, come on.
- Ha-ha-ha!

294
00:18:14,122 --> 00:18:20,159
Yes. He's been in the hospital
for a week. Very sad.

295
00:18:20,161 --> 00:18:22,060
We're getting
the results today.

296
00:18:22,062 --> 00:18:25,263
<i>- And you do not see your mother?
</i> -Uh, well...

297
00:18:25,265 --> 00:18:27,298
Will you excuse me
one second? Hello?

298
00:18:27,300 --> 00:18:31,402
<i>Evie?</i> Dad, I'm on the other line.
I gotta call you back.

299
00:18:31,404 --> 00:18:34,071
<i>- There's no room service.</i>
- No. You're in the hospital.

300
00:18:34,073 --> 00:18:39,576
<i>- I want Chinese. Shrimp!</i>
- Okay, fine. Aah!

301
00:18:39,578 --> 00:18:42,712
Hello?

302
00:18:42,714 --> 00:18:44,080
No!

303
00:18:44,082 --> 00:18:50,186
So, how much does she claim the
radiator's going to cost? -I don't know!

304
00:18:50,188 --> 00:18:55,191
- Okay.
- I lost her. Dad called.

305
00:18:55,193 --> 00:18:59,361
And now I bet she nails us
with a gigantic bill.

306
00:18:59,363 --> 00:19:00,762
What does he want?

307
00:19:00,764 --> 00:19:03,264
Chinese food.
He wants Chinese food.

308
00:19:03,266 --> 00:19:08,736
How is it that a man who can
barely recognize his own pants...

309
00:19:08,738 --> 00:19:10,337
Can remember his daughter's
phone number?

310
00:19:10,339 --> 00:19:12,872
That is one of life's
great mysteries.

311
00:19:12,874 --> 00:19:16,976
- You really shouldn't talk to him.
- I have to.

312
00:19:16,978 --> 00:19:19,778
- Why?
- I don't know.

313
00:19:19,780 --> 00:19:21,546
Oh, Joe, Joe. Don't go.

314
00:19:21,548 --> 00:19:25,182
- Don't go. I hate it when you go.
- I have to.

315
00:19:25,184 --> 00:19:27,450
I do interviews every three weeks.
You know this.

316
00:19:27,452 --> 00:19:31,487
I feel like that actress in those '50s movies.
"Don't go! Don't go!"

317
00:19:31,489 --> 00:19:33,856
But the husband goes,
and the plane crashes.

318
00:19:33,858 --> 00:19:36,258
Only she doesn't know it
because she's so busy...

319
00:19:36,260 --> 00:19:39,294
Preparing that reunion supper
or playing with her toddlers.

320
00:19:39,296 --> 00:19:43,698
Until the phone rings. My
plane is not going to crash.

321
00:19:43,700 --> 00:19:45,766
- Listen, listen, listen!
- What?

322
00:19:45,768 --> 00:19:49,302
- My plane is not going to crash.
- Okay, Joe.

323
00:19:49,304 --> 00:19:53,239
Okay. Okay. I have to pack now.

324
00:19:53,241 --> 00:19:55,040
Mmm, Joe.

325
00:19:55,042 --> 00:19:58,977
- What is her name? What is that name?
- Janet Leigh?

326
00:19:58,979 --> 00:20:03,214
Blonde. A little bit bland.
God, I can't remember.

327
00:20:03,216 --> 00:20:05,983
There's gonna be a TV show
for people like me called...

328
00:20:05,985 --> 00:20:07,884
"Name that person
you already know."

329
00:20:07,886 --> 00:20:12,555
Teresa Wright? -No, no.
Not Teresa Wright.

330
00:20:12,823 --> 00:20:13,254
Shit.

331
00:20:13,256 --> 00:20:17,591
<i>I prefer a hamburger, whether
it's in 21 in New York city,</i>

332
00:20:17,593 --> 00:20:20,527
<i>or Carl's Jr. In Orange County.</i>

333
00:20:20,529 --> 00:20:26,733
There's nothing better, in my view,
than a charcoal broiled hamburger.

334
00:20:26,735 --> 00:20:29,502
That's amazing, Madge. Really.

335
00:20:29,504 --> 00:20:32,438
- It's, uh, fantastic.
- I knew you'd think so.

336
00:20:32,440 --> 00:20:35,574
- You can ask him anything at all.
- Please do.

337
00:20:35,576 --> 00:20:37,409
Entertainers. Elvis.

338
00:20:37,411 --> 00:20:42,046
<i>People say that because it was</i>
<i>found that he had used drugs,</i>

339
00:20:42,048 --> 00:20:44,381
<i>that therefore he could
not be a good example.</i>

340
00:20:44,383 --> 00:20:47,784
<i>They overlooked the fact that</i>
<i>he never used illegal drugs.</i>

341
00:20:47,786 --> 00:20:51,287
<i>It was always drugs</i>
<i>prescribed by his physician.</i>

342
00:20:51,289 --> 00:20:53,656
- Would you like to step this way?
- Oh, certainly.

343
00:20:53,658 --> 00:20:56,659
- What about hamburger hor d'oeuvres?
- Come on, Kim.

344
00:20:56,661 --> 00:21:01,630
From Carl's Jr., excellent... -I bet
Julie and Tricia just love this.

345
00:21:01,632 --> 00:21:04,265
How could they not? Here,
their daddy lives forever.

346
00:21:04,267 --> 00:21:09,837
I've been studying the floor plan,
but I wasn't prepared for the...

347
00:21:10,706 --> 00:21:12,939
- They actually have parties here?
- All the time.

348
00:21:12,941 --> 00:21:16,008
- Tell her.
- Thank you.

349
00:21:16,010 --> 00:21:17,976
- Our speaker cancelled.
- Oh. Oh.

350
00:21:17,978 --> 00:21:21,913
Well, you're a powerful group. I'm
sure we can get someone to pinch-hit.

351
00:21:21,915 --> 00:21:25,483
But they're gonna have to be
dynamic, inspiring, brilliant...

352
00:21:25,485 --> 00:21:29,019
- We were thinking of your sister.
- My sister?

353
00:21:29,021 --> 00:21:32,222
Uhhuh. We want Georgia.

354
00:21:32,224 --> 00:21:36,125
Excuse me. Hello. <i>Can you
get me Georgia's magazine?</i>

355
00:21:36,127 --> 00:21:38,460
Now's not a good time.
My father. Sorry.

356
00:21:38,462 --> 00:21:42,697
<i>- Is Georgia there?</i>
- No, no. Georgia's not here.

357
00:21:42,699 --> 00:21:43,698
Everyone is fascinated by her.

358
00:21:43,700 --> 00:21:47,134
This is her father. Of course
he is fascinated by her.

359
00:21:47,136 --> 00:21:52,439
<i>Georgia takes crap and makes gold out of it.
She is fantastic.</i>

360
00:21:52,441 --> 00:21:56,142
Okay, dad, I'll call you back. All right?
Bye.<i>-I mean, she takes...</i>

361
00:21:56,144 --> 00:22:02,114
All right. Yeah. Where were we?
My mind is a blank.

362
00:22:02,116 --> 00:22:04,616
Georgia, your sis... Georgia.

363
00:22:04,618 --> 00:22:07,018
Georgia. Thanks, Kim.

364
00:22:07,020 --> 00:22:09,353
I'm terribly sorry,
but she is swamped.

365
00:22:09,355 --> 00:22:12,155
She is putting out the fifth
anniversary issue of her magazine.

366
00:22:12,157 --> 00:22:15,224
And of course I think she's
marvelous because she's my sister.

367
00:22:15,226 --> 00:22:19,928
And I love her, but we don't really
want her, do we? -Absolutely.

368
00:22:19,930 --> 00:22:24,299
- Okay, I'm gonna... I'll give it a try.
- You got it.

369
00:22:24,301 --> 00:22:29,304
Kim, do you want to try and get
Georgia on the phone? -Call her?

370
00:22:29,306 --> 00:22:31,039
Yes. Just one second.

371
00:22:31,041 --> 00:22:35,043
<i>¶ Oh, once upon a time</i>

372
00:22:35,045 --> 00:22:40,748
<i>¶ I met a girl</i>
<i>with moonbeams in her eyes</i>

373
00:22:40,750 --> 00:22:44,818
<i>¶ She put her hand in mine</i>

374
00:22:44,820 --> 00:22:47,254
<i>¶ But that was long ago ¶</i>

375
00:22:47,256 --> 00:22:49,589
- Hi, dad.
- Hiya, sweetheart.

376
00:22:49,591 --> 00:22:54,493
Remember this... This song?

377
00:22:54,495 --> 00:22:56,795
<i>¶ Once upon a time</i>

378
00:22:56,797 --> 00:23:00,932
<i>¶ I met a girl with moonbeams</i>
<i>in her eyes ¶</i>

379
00:23:00,934 --> 00:23:03,167
Yeah, kinda.

380
00:23:03,169 --> 00:23:04,568
- Look it.
- What time is it?

381
00:23:04,570 --> 00:23:08,071
It's, uh, 1:25.
Look what I have.

382
00:23:08,073 --> 00:23:11,774
You got the Chinese!
Good! -Yeah!

383
00:23:11,776 --> 00:23:14,743
Did you get the moo goo gai pan?
I got the moo goo gai pan.

384
00:23:14,745 --> 00:23:18,680
And I got fried shrimp... Fried
rice with shrimp. -Shrimp?

385
00:23:18,682 --> 00:23:23,151
- You know I can't eat shrimp.
- I didn't know that about you.

386
00:23:23,153 --> 00:23:25,620
- What do you mean, you can't...
- You remember that story...

387
00:23:25,622 --> 00:23:31,792
When I scrubbed in for a retrocecal
appendectomy in Honuman Hospital.

388
00:23:31,794 --> 00:23:38,899
The infected appendix. We never knew
it was in back of the, the... Cecum.

389
00:23:38,901 --> 00:23:42,235
The cecum is a, is a
useless appendage anyway.

390
00:23:42,237 --> 00:23:48,708
It was an appendix, but it looked
sure as dickens like a shrimp.

391
00:23:48,710 --> 00:23:52,545
And three years later, I tried
to eat a shrimp cocktail.

392
00:23:52,547 --> 00:23:56,048
What happened? -Broke out
into these half-dollar hives.

393
00:23:56,050 --> 00:24:00,152
Haven't had a shrimp since. That's
too bad, 'cause I like shrimp.

394
00:24:00,154 --> 00:24:00,886
I'm sorry. I didn't know.

395
00:24:00,888 --> 00:24:03,355
- I can get you something else.
- I'll eat the moo goo gai pan.

396
00:24:03,357 --> 00:24:09,327
I actually knew a girl by the name of moo goo gai pan.
That was her last name.

397
00:24:09,329 --> 00:24:10,561
- Moo goo gai pan?
- Yeah.

398
00:24:10,563 --> 00:24:14,531
Her first name was Freda.
Freda Moo Goo Gai Pan.

399
00:24:14,533 --> 00:24:16,533
She was half Jewish,
half Chinese.

400
00:24:16,535 --> 00:24:20,870
A lot of people called
her the "Ori-yenta."

401
00:24:20,872 --> 00:24:23,639
What time is it?

402
00:24:25,042 --> 00:24:26,875
It's 1:26.

403
00:24:27,043 --> 00:24:28,442
Ahh.

404
00:24:29,178 --> 00:24:32,012
I never should've left
your mother.

405
00:24:32,481 --> 00:24:36,249
Dad, dad, she left you.

406
00:24:38,152 --> 00:24:41,720
Yeah.
Lookin' very attractive today.

407
00:24:41,722 --> 00:24:45,457
Why don't you sit down?
Make yourself comfortable.

408
00:24:45,459 --> 00:24:51,362
- You're very attractive looking.
- Thank you.

409
00:24:51,664 --> 00:24:56,199
You're beautiful.
Very sexy, you know.

410
00:24:56,434 --> 00:25:01,370
You know, uh,
we never got it on,

411
00:25:01,372 --> 00:25:05,173
but I want you, Cleo.

412
00:25:05,175 --> 00:25:07,475
I really do, Cleo.

413
00:25:07,477 --> 00:25:10,110
I would love to make love...

414
00:25:10,112 --> 00:25:13,913
Dad, I'm not Cleo.
I'm Eve, your daughter.

415
00:25:13,915 --> 00:25:18,751
You're not my daughter!
I don't have any daughters.

416
00:25:18,753 --> 00:25:23,422
I have a son.
My daughters left me.

417
00:25:23,957 --> 00:25:27,692
They left me.
They went to New York.

418
00:25:29,162 --> 00:25:29,760
Good riddance.

419
00:25:29,762 --> 00:25:34,297
Don't know where the affection is, the love is.
Don't know anything.

420
00:25:34,299 --> 00:25:36,866
You have a burden
when you have girls.

421
00:25:36,868 --> 00:25:40,069
Daughters are treacherous.
Treacherous!

422
00:25:40,071 --> 00:25:44,073
Maddy! -Dad didn't even get
a Christmas tree this year.

423
00:25:44,075 --> 00:25:48,177
Maddy, he tried to kill himself.
He's not shopping for a tree.

424
00:25:48,179 --> 00:25:50,646
- If mom hadn't left him, he never would've tried.
- I don't understand.

425
00:25:50,648 --> 00:25:55,917
She left him ten years ago. He should
get over her already. Don't you think?

426
00:25:55,919 --> 00:26:00,154
Wow, look at this. This
neighborhood never changes.

427
00:26:01,223 --> 00:26:04,090
Oh. Giant packages again.

428
00:26:04,092 --> 00:26:05,524
Rudolph. He's disgusting.

429
00:26:05,526 --> 00:26:10,495
Maddy: Here's your favorite. -Georgia:
Not Scroogeville. Not again.

430
00:26:10,497 --> 00:26:13,898
- Oh! Maddy!
- I'm sorry.

431
00:26:13,900 --> 00:26:17,401
Did you get him a present? -Of
course, I got him a present.

432
00:26:17,403 --> 00:26:21,104
Remember how beautiful
this place used to be?

433
00:26:21,106 --> 00:26:22,972
Georgia: I know.
And mom's gardens.

434
00:26:22,974 --> 00:26:26,675
Maddy: Dad fired the gardener.
He said he was stealing.

435
00:26:26,677 --> 00:26:28,043
Ugh!

436
00:26:30,680 --> 00:26:34,081
Oh, look! Look at mom's roses.

437
00:26:34,083 --> 00:26:36,583
- Oh, yeah, they're dead.
- Oh, no.

438
00:26:36,585 --> 00:26:40,053
- Georgia: But the pool!
- It had a fungus.

439
00:26:40,055 --> 00:26:42,622
So... Ugh!

440
00:26:42,624 --> 00:26:45,391
Here, let me get this for you.
Maddy? -What?

441
00:26:45,393 --> 00:26:48,193
- Will you take this?
- Does she ever call you?

442
00:26:48,195 --> 00:26:51,563
- Mom? No. Of course not.
- Me either.

443
00:26:52,232 --> 00:26:53,798
- Dad!
- Where is he?

444
00:26:53,800 --> 00:26:56,066
- God, it smells.
- I know.

445
00:26:56,068 --> 00:26:59,135
- Dad!
- Dad! I'll look here.

446
00:26:59,837 --> 00:27:01,636
- Dad!
- Dad!

447
00:27:05,341 --> 00:27:06,740
Dad?

448
00:27:06,942 --> 00:27:11,277
Okay. Dad? I'm gonna
check the kitchen. Dad!

449
00:27:12,613 --> 00:27:14,179
- Maddy: Dad!
- Dad?

450
00:27:14,181 --> 00:27:17,815
Georgia: Are you in
the kitchen? Dad.

451
00:27:18,317 --> 00:27:21,518
It's a little nerve-racking
he's not here.

452
00:27:21,520 --> 00:27:24,020
I'm worried.
Do you think he's okay?

453
00:27:28,125 --> 00:27:31,226
- Who is it?
- It's us, dad!

454
00:27:36,198 --> 00:27:38,831
Who is that woman?

455
00:27:38,833 --> 00:27:43,035
- I don't know. It's totally embarrassing.
- Cool. Cool.

456
00:27:43,037 --> 00:27:45,003
- It's my girls!
- Hi, daddy.

457
00:27:45,005 --> 00:27:51,009
Hi, dad. -Georgie-porgie.
Evie, baby.

458
00:27:51,011 --> 00:27:52,310
- And Maddy.
- Hi, daddy.

459
00:27:52,312 --> 00:27:56,314
- Are you okay?
- I'm fine. I'm great now.

460
00:27:56,316 --> 00:28:00,751
Come on in. Esther, come on out
and say hello to the girls.

461
00:28:00,753 --> 00:28:03,420
Oh, oh. Hi.

462
00:28:03,422 --> 00:28:06,389
- You remember her, don't you?
- Uh-uh.

463
00:28:06,391 --> 00:28:06,922
Uh-uh.

464
00:28:06,924 --> 00:28:11,192
Mouthwash. "Rinse and spit"?

465
00:28:11,194 --> 00:28:13,427
- Oh. Esther.
- What does that mean?

466
00:28:13,429 --> 00:28:18,131
You gotta be kidding me.
No way. -It's Esther.

467
00:28:18,133 --> 00:28:19,665
Oh, from the dentist.

468
00:28:19,667 --> 00:28:23,201
Hi. We remember you. Sure.

469
00:28:23,203 --> 00:28:26,537
I bumped into your dad when I was
going to visit my brother-in-law.

470
00:28:26,539 --> 00:28:29,740
He had to have his colon taken out.
Poor thing. My god!

471
00:28:29,742 --> 00:28:33,376
You know, they're just gonna connect
the whole thing back up again.

472
00:28:33,378 --> 00:28:36,479
I was poking around in different
rooms looking for him,

473
00:28:36,481 --> 00:28:39,081
and here he was.

474
00:28:39,416 --> 00:28:41,249
He's cute.

475
00:28:41,451 --> 00:28:43,918
Girls, let's go sit
with the bullet.

476
00:28:43,920 --> 00:28:46,153
- Okay. Yes.
- Great.

477
00:28:48,857 --> 00:28:52,225
Well, now,
I'm just gonna buzz off...

478
00:28:52,227 --> 00:28:55,861
- And let you all catch up.
- Bye.

479
00:28:56,230 --> 00:29:00,398
And you!
You know where to find me.

480
00:29:00,400 --> 00:29:03,134
Look at him.

481
00:29:04,937 --> 00:29:07,437
Ah, she's a great lay.

482
00:29:07,439 --> 00:29:09,305
Dad!

483
00:29:09,307 --> 00:29:12,574
Oh, I'm so sorry
to hear about your mom.

484
00:29:12,576 --> 00:29:14,175
I feel terrible about that.

485
00:29:14,177 --> 00:29:19,613
But if that happened to somebody in
my family, I would stick to cars.

486
00:29:21,383 --> 00:29:22,181
What happened to mom?

487
00:29:22,183 --> 00:29:28,053
- I said she went down in that crash in Denver.
- What crash in Denver?

488
00:29:28,055 --> 00:29:30,155
I'm tellin' ya,
people always think...

489
00:29:30,157 --> 00:29:35,293
That they remember plane crashes
even though they never took place.

490
00:29:35,828 --> 00:29:36,893
But mom's not dead.

491
00:29:36,895 --> 00:29:40,229
She's in big bear.
It's the same thing.

492
00:29:41,832 --> 00:29:45,166
Guess you're
feeling better, huh, dad?

493
00:29:47,703 --> 00:29:51,571
<i>¶ Candlesticks building bricks</i>

494
00:29:51,573 --> 00:29:55,074
<i>¶ Something old and new</i>

495
00:29:55,443 --> 00:30:01,513
<i>¶ Memories for you and me</i>

496
00:30:03,617 --> 00:30:08,152
<i>¶ Five, five says the sign</i>

497
00:30:08,154 --> 00:30:12,990
<i>¶ In the shop window why</i>

498
00:30:12,992 --> 00:30:18,829
<i>¶ Why says the junk</i>
<i>in the yard ¶</i>

499
00:30:42,888 --> 00:30:49,225
<i>¶ Memories for you and me ¶</i>

500
00:31:03,841 --> 00:31:06,174
I miss her, Evie.

501
00:31:08,878 --> 00:31:10,277
Mom?

502
00:31:10,912 --> 00:31:13,145
I can't sleep without her.

503
00:31:13,380 --> 00:31:17,048
I miss her just being there
and just...

504
00:31:17,483 --> 00:31:21,685
She's sort of... She's
the other half of me.

505
00:31:21,687 --> 00:31:24,454
I feel like a guy with one leg.

506
00:31:26,291 --> 00:31:29,625
Yeah, I can't sleep
without her.

507
00:31:38,569 --> 00:31:42,404
<i>¶ Motorcars handlebars</i>

508
00:31:42,406 --> 00:31:45,874
<i>¶ Bicycles for two</i>

509
00:31:45,976 --> 00:31:51,913
<i>¶ Broken hearts</i>
<i>for you and me ¶</i>

510
00:32:33,589 --> 00:32:38,692
<i>¶ Memories for you and me ¶</i>

511
00:32:52,040 --> 00:32:53,672
- Eve?
- Oh!

512
00:32:53,874 --> 00:32:58,810
- Hey, mom. Hi.
- Are you taller?

513
00:32:58,812 --> 00:33:02,246
I don't... I don't think so.

514
00:33:02,815 --> 00:33:05,549
You're prettier
than I remember.

515
00:33:07,352 --> 00:33:08,351
Uh, mom?

516
00:33:08,353 --> 00:33:11,854
I wanted to ask you about the roses.
Are you supposed to cut them back...

517
00:33:11,856 --> 00:33:15,257
To a three-leaf configuration
or a five?

518
00:33:15,892 --> 00:33:19,426
Uh... Get some cups here...

519
00:33:19,428 --> 00:33:21,428
In the cabinet.

520
00:33:23,331 --> 00:33:26,532
- Is it locked?
- No, it's open.

521
00:33:26,534 --> 00:33:30,102
- Uh, lemon?
- Milk in your tea?

522
00:33:30,104 --> 00:33:31,236
Oh, I don't care.

523
00:33:31,238 --> 00:33:36,574
Lemon's better for you.
Lemon? -Okay.

524
00:33:37,176 --> 00:33:39,109
All right.

525
00:33:43,582 --> 00:33:48,484
So, yeah. The roses are
all leggy and sad.

526
00:33:48,486 --> 00:33:50,853
I guess dad's not much
of a gardener really.

527
00:33:50,855 --> 00:33:54,389
It's a five-leaf
configuration, by the way.

528
00:34:01,264 --> 00:34:04,765
Mom, come home. Okay?

529
00:34:04,767 --> 00:34:06,800
You have to
'cause everything is a mess.

530
00:34:06,802 --> 00:34:10,403
Eve, dear, this is my home.

531
00:34:10,405 --> 00:34:13,540
What are you talking about?
This is nowhere.

532
00:34:13,542 --> 00:34:17,076
This is like you're living with a
bunch of squirrels. Just come home...

533
00:34:17,078 --> 00:34:21,547
And visit, come and talk...
To dad.

534
00:34:21,549 --> 00:34:27,019
- He tried to kill himself.
- But he didn't succeed.

535
00:34:27,154 --> 00:34:30,755
He took an overdose
of Percodan, mom.

536
00:34:30,757 --> 00:34:33,691
Your father.

537
00:34:35,127 --> 00:34:38,461
Well, look. I'm...
I'm very worried about Maddy.

538
00:34:38,463 --> 00:34:40,463
She's dropped out.
She's living at the beach.

539
00:34:40,465 --> 00:34:46,235
And she thinks she's gonna be a rock star.
She can't even carry a tune.

540
00:34:46,237 --> 00:34:48,770
Let me think how to put this.

541
00:34:49,472 --> 00:34:54,274
Motherhood doesn't turn out
to be a reason.

542
00:34:56,144 --> 00:34:56,976
For what?

543
00:34:56,978 --> 00:35:02,781
What I mean is, I'm not one of those
women who needed to be a mother.

544
00:35:02,783 --> 00:35:08,419
When I was growing up, all the girls
wanted to be, so I thought I did too.

545
00:35:09,455 --> 00:35:11,855
But it didn't take.

546
00:35:14,292 --> 00:35:16,592
Just being honest.

547
00:35:18,829 --> 00:35:20,361
Well...

548
00:35:24,600 --> 00:35:26,433
Thank you.

549
00:35:28,136 --> 00:35:30,069
<i>¶ Have yourself</i>

550
00:35:30,071 --> 00:35:34,640
<i>¶ A merry little Christmas</i>

551
00:35:34,742 --> 00:35:39,845
<i>¶ Let your heart be light</i>

552
00:35:41,148 --> 00:35:45,383
<i>¶ Next year all our troubles</i>

553
00:35:45,385 --> 00:35:49,987
<i>¶ Will be out of sight</i>

554
00:35:55,361 --> 00:35:57,094
<i>¶ Have yourself</i>

555
00:35:57,096 --> 00:36:02,466
<i>¶ A merry little Christmas ¶</i>

556
00:36:04,136 --> 00:36:05,735
Dad!

557
00:36:05,737 --> 00:36:08,437
Need anything, dad? Do you want something?
What is it?

558
00:36:08,439 --> 00:36:11,106
Drive me around, okay? -Wait a minute.
Are you all right?

559
00:36:11,108 --> 00:36:14,375
Did you take any more...
Did you take more pills?

560
00:36:14,377 --> 00:36:19,179
No, I just had a little scotch.
No pills.

561
00:36:19,181 --> 00:36:23,650
- I was just kidding around with the pills.
- Oh, kidding around.

562
00:36:23,652 --> 00:36:27,053
- I didn't mean to take 'em.
- God!

563
00:36:27,255 --> 00:36:30,723
Baby? Drive me.

564
00:36:31,525 --> 00:36:34,926
Well, uh...
Yeah, okay. Whatever.

565
00:36:34,928 --> 00:36:37,361
Where do you wanna go?

566
00:36:40,366 --> 00:36:41,832
Home.

567
00:36:44,837 --> 00:36:46,403
Do you want to get a tree?

568
00:36:46,405 --> 00:36:50,840
Yes! Yes! -Do you want
to get a Christmas tree?

569
00:36:50,842 --> 00:36:51,841
Okay!

570
00:36:51,843 --> 00:36:56,445
<i>Ho, ho, ho, ho! Merry Christmas!
Ho, ho, ho!</i>

571
00:36:58,849 --> 00:37:00,949
Hey, dad! Whew! Fake snow!

572
00:37:00,951 --> 00:37:04,519
Of course it's fake. What
do you want in L.A.? Real?

573
00:37:04,521 --> 00:37:08,456
We'll get a big one. A big
one like always. -Okay.

574
00:37:08,458 --> 00:37:11,959
Oh, dad! How 'bout this one?
Look at this.

575
00:37:11,961 --> 00:37:15,228
No, bigger! That's a dwarf.

576
00:37:15,230 --> 00:37:17,597
It's not a dwarf. It's good!

577
00:37:17,599 --> 00:37:20,166
We'll get the King Kong
of trees!

578
00:37:20,168 --> 00:37:24,136
Dad? Dad?

579
00:37:26,740 --> 00:37:28,206
Dad!

580
00:37:29,008 --> 00:37:31,108
- Hey, dad!
- Evie! Evie!

581
00:37:31,110 --> 00:37:33,276
- Look! What about this one?
- This one?

582
00:37:33,278 --> 00:37:37,480
Your mom always said,
"Don't get a big tree."

583
00:37:37,482 --> 00:37:40,883
- To hell with her, huh?
- Yeah, to hell with her.

584
00:37:40,885 --> 00:37:43,151
That a girl. That's my cookie.

585
00:37:43,153 --> 00:37:49,757
To hell with her! -It's snowing,
it's gonna be a white Christmas.

586
00:37:49,759 --> 00:37:54,228
Look how beautiful it is.

587
00:37:54,230 --> 00:37:57,397
Oh, thank you! Thank you!

588
00:37:57,399 --> 00:38:01,167
How beautiful the snow is.
Thank you.

589
00:38:07,308 --> 00:38:10,509
He's dead.

590
00:38:12,779 --> 00:38:14,278
Hello.

591
00:38:14,280 --> 00:38:16,880
Mom, the door!

592
00:38:16,882 --> 00:38:19,482
Oh.

593
00:38:19,484 --> 00:38:22,151
Eve, it's Maddy! Open up!

594
00:38:25,388 --> 00:38:28,355
Look at that!

595
00:38:28,357 --> 00:38:31,358
He loves you. That's so good.

596
00:38:31,360 --> 00:38:32,892
Eve, meet Buck.

597
00:38:32,894 --> 00:38:36,762
This is Buck? -Yeah.
Isn't he awesome? I know.

598
00:38:36,764 --> 00:38:38,830
Want to hear the saddest?
He's got Lyme disease.

599
00:38:38,832 --> 00:38:42,567
Probably from all those moose in Montana.
I got the results yesterday.

600
00:38:42,569 --> 00:38:45,603
- Oh! Where you going?
- It's okay.

601
00:38:45,605 --> 00:38:47,071
Where'd he go? -I don't know.
It's okay.

602
00:38:47,073 --> 00:38:51,975
Oh, Maddy, get him out of here.
He's gonna eat the couch.

603
00:38:51,977 --> 00:38:54,043
He would never do that.
He's an angel.

604
00:38:54,045 --> 00:38:58,680
He gets these horrible paralyzed attacks.
He has to have four pills a day.

605
00:38:58,682 --> 00:39:03,351
I'm on the set all day. -Forget that, Maddy.
I'm not doing that.

606
00:39:03,353 --> 00:39:06,587
- He won't survive.
- That better be Georgia.

607
00:39:06,589 --> 00:39:08,689
I've been trying to reach her,

608
00:39:08,691 --> 00:39:11,658
and she never calls me back!

609
00:39:12,394 --> 00:39:13,192
- Hello?
<i>- Eve?</i>

610
00:39:13,194 --> 00:39:18,197
Georgia, hi. This speech...
You've gotta do it for me.

611
00:39:18,199 --> 00:39:24,169
You've got to come here and do
it, on April 7th. One week.

612
00:39:24,171 --> 00:39:26,004
<i>- Well, fine.</i>
- Fine?

613
00:39:26,006 --> 00:39:30,908
<i>- When have I ever let you down?
</i> -Thank you.

614
00:39:30,910 --> 00:39:33,510
Oh! Oh! That's old.

615
00:39:33,512 --> 00:39:34,277
Maddy's here.

616
00:39:34,279 --> 00:39:39,482
What? Why is she there so early?
Oh, I see. Silence.

617
00:39:39,484 --> 00:39:42,384
<i>That means you're gonna</i>
<i>tell me later. I can't wait.</i>

618
00:39:42,386 --> 00:39:42,951
How's dad?

619
00:39:42,953 --> 00:39:47,121
I spend my life at that hospital,
and he will die asking for you.

620
00:39:47,123 --> 00:39:49,556
Excuse me. Excuse me.

621
00:39:50,025 --> 00:39:50,857
Our father is not dying, Eve.

622
00:39:50,859 --> 00:39:55,561
It's possible our father is never dying,
it's possible you need more in your life...

623
00:39:55,563 --> 00:39:57,963
So you don't blow these things
up way out of proportion.

624
00:39:57,965 --> 00:40:02,634
<i>You are such an hysteric when it comes to dad.
You've got to get a grip.</i>

625
00:40:02,636 --> 00:40:05,403
One more thing. Before I go,
you know what I'm gonna do?

626
00:40:05,405 --> 00:40:11,108
I'll send you my banner. I'm using
it for all my speeches now.

627
00:40:11,110 --> 00:40:14,711
Your banner? She has a banner.

628
00:40:15,046 --> 00:40:16,145
What does it say? "Georgia."

629
00:40:16,147 --> 00:40:18,747
Anyway, I have to be... That's
enough, okay? Thank you.

630
00:40:18,749 --> 00:40:21,783
Jonathan, I've got it.
My hair looks really good.

631
00:40:21,785 --> 00:40:24,552
Jesus Christ, he's got a...
Take a vacation, will ya?

632
00:40:24,554 --> 00:40:29,156
I've got to do an advertising push, so I can
knock off your little thing at the same time.

633
00:40:29,158 --> 00:40:34,761
- I was gonna wiggle out of it, but...
- Don't wiggle out on me.

634
00:40:36,731 --> 00:40:38,831
When are you coming
to the hospital?

635
00:40:38,833 --> 00:40:44,770
Jesse, come in here! It's breakfast time.
Are you too busy?

636
00:40:45,139 --> 00:40:47,372
Take it easy. You're so edgy!

637
00:40:47,374 --> 00:40:49,273
I'm coming to the hospital
this week at lunch.

638
00:40:49,275 --> 00:40:55,012
But I have to come with my leg in a cast
because Juliana got hit by an Aston Martin.

639
00:40:57,016 --> 00:40:58,648
Fine.

640
00:41:01,485 --> 00:41:06,120
Buck, honey. Mommy has to
leave you with Aunt Eve...

641
00:41:06,122 --> 00:41:08,555
Because you have to have
your anti-tick pills.

642
00:41:08,557 --> 00:41:13,493
Baby. Okay.
She's a very nice person.

643
00:41:13,495 --> 00:41:15,728
Yeah. There she is.

644
00:41:17,364 --> 00:41:20,231
Georgia's doing you a favor.

645
00:41:21,534 --> 00:41:23,901
No, no, no. Don't cut it down.

646
00:41:23,903 --> 00:41:27,271
You just have to put it up
behind the dais. Yes.

647
00:41:27,273 --> 00:41:28,438
Just stick...
It doesn't matter.

648
00:41:28,440 --> 00:41:35,211
You can't cut it down. No, I'll
be there in exactly... Oh!

649
00:41:46,723 --> 00:41:49,356
Come on, come on. All right.

650
00:41:49,358 --> 00:41:52,959
Come on. Swallow this.

651
00:41:53,361 --> 00:41:57,730
Come on. You want this pill.
You need it.

652
00:42:00,034 --> 00:42:04,936
<i>Juliana, as I feared,</i>
<i>you have a shattered fibula.</i>

653
00:42:04,938 --> 00:42:06,337
How can you tell
he's gay? He is gay.

654
00:42:06,339 --> 00:42:11,842
He's not convincing. -Name one actor on
TV playing a heterosexual that isn't gay?

655
00:42:11,844 --> 00:42:15,745
Walter Cronkite.

656
00:42:15,913 --> 00:42:16,444
Jesse!

657
00:42:16,446 --> 00:42:20,381
Your dad's on the machine.

658
00:42:20,383 --> 00:42:24,184
Look what I built. <i>Is
that actress Doris Day?</i>

659
00:42:24,186 --> 00:42:28,288
Go sit in your special chair
back there. There you go.

660
00:42:28,290 --> 00:42:33,159
You're in love with him? -How
could you be in love with him?

661
00:42:33,161 --> 00:42:36,529
He looks like
some sort of a beetle.

662
00:42:36,531 --> 00:42:38,597
Stop it! He doesn't
look like a beetle.

663
00:42:38,599 --> 00:42:44,970
Why can't you just enjoy something that I'm in?
I was once arrested.

664
00:42:44,972 --> 00:42:46,705
You were once arrested?
For what?

665
00:42:46,707 --> 00:42:52,644
I was in isolation. As part of the
punishment, they showed your show.

666
00:42:55,648 --> 00:42:58,281
I'll get you so good!

667
00:43:01,152 --> 00:43:04,419
Come on. Just eat one, one!

668
00:43:04,888 --> 00:43:06,721
Ah, God!

669
00:43:21,671 --> 00:43:25,939
<i>Tell Maddy to get her ass over</i>
<i>to the house, pick up the dog.</i>

670
00:43:25,941 --> 00:43:32,512
Are we a kennel? -I swear, Joe,
it's like feeding a pill to a whale.

671
00:43:32,514 --> 00:43:35,014
<i>Honey, this is how</i>
<i>this stuff happens.</i>

672
00:43:35,016 --> 00:43:39,518
<i>You have to stop letting
people walk all over you.</i>

673
00:43:39,520 --> 00:43:41,987
You are a million miles away
in some stupid town...

674
00:43:41,989 --> 00:43:44,723
Talking to people
who mean nothing to you.

675
00:43:44,725 --> 00:43:47,058
Don't call me up and give me orders.
You are not on my side.

676
00:43:47,060 --> 00:43:52,930
<i>You cannot mean that.</i>-I don't know
what I mean, so don't tell me that I do.

677
00:43:52,932 --> 00:43:54,865
Because I don't.

678
00:43:54,867 --> 00:43:59,536
- I don't want to talk right now, Joe.
<i>- It's Dr. Kelly.</i>

679
00:43:59,538 --> 00:44:03,540
What is it?

680
00:44:03,542 --> 00:44:08,244
Uh, well...
Your father is missing.

681
00:44:08,246 --> 00:44:10,012
Missing?

682
00:44:10,114 --> 00:44:13,115
That's impossible.
He... He can't walk.

683
00:44:13,117 --> 00:44:17,919
He's in a locked ward.
He must be misplaced.

684
00:44:17,921 --> 00:44:18,619
<i>Eve, nevertheless...</i>

685
00:44:18,621 --> 00:44:22,289
Did you check the other rooms?
Did you check female patients?

686
00:44:22,291 --> 00:44:24,624
Check in the bed of every
single female patient.

687
00:44:24,626 --> 00:44:28,561
<i>You should talk to the nurse
with the curly hair he likes.</i>

688
00:44:28,563 --> 00:44:31,597
Did you talk to Angie from
the motion picture home?

689
00:44:31,599 --> 00:44:36,702
You know what? I'm sure we'll turn him up.
Sit tight. Okay.

690
00:44:51,785 --> 00:44:54,952
<i>¶ Once upon a time</i>

691
00:44:57,256 --> 00:45:02,726
<i>¶ A girl with moonlight</i>
<i>in her eyes ¶</i>

692
00:45:05,197 --> 00:45:07,397
Come on, daddy.

693
00:45:40,331 --> 00:45:42,030
Yes.

694
00:45:42,032 --> 00:45:47,201
<i>We just got a call from Angelo drive.
</i> Found. Found.

695
00:45:57,813 --> 00:46:01,347
- Is he right in there? Thank you.
- Yeah. Go on in.

696
00:46:01,349 --> 00:46:04,650
- No problem. It's okay.
- I'm very sorry.

697
00:46:20,735 --> 00:46:23,302
Evie?

698
00:46:23,304 --> 00:46:27,239
- It's my Evie.
- Hi, dad.

699
00:46:27,241 --> 00:46:29,708
Come over here, Evie.

700
00:46:30,343 --> 00:46:31,075
I can't get up.

701
00:46:31,077 --> 00:46:35,279
I got myself in here,
and now I can't get up.

702
00:46:37,283 --> 00:46:38,548
- How did you get here?
- Taxi.

703
00:46:38,550 --> 00:46:44,220
- Best way to travel. Don't forget that.
- All right. I'll try not to.

704
00:46:44,789 --> 00:46:47,289
What's that over there?

705
00:46:47,457 --> 00:46:50,758
It looks like ginger
in a large vase.

706
00:46:50,760 --> 00:46:54,862
- Maybe they like that kind of thing.
- Who?

707
00:46:55,998 --> 00:46:58,732
The people that live
in our house now, dad.

708
00:47:03,472 --> 00:47:08,174
You know, sometimes I don't
recognize my own hands.

709
00:47:23,424 --> 00:47:27,325
- Did you call Georgia?
- Yes.

710
00:47:27,327 --> 00:47:29,126
She's very worried.

711
00:47:29,128 --> 00:47:31,862
- How 'bout Maddy?
- Her too.

712
00:47:34,132 --> 00:47:35,965
Call her.

713
00:47:36,901 --> 00:47:38,300
Who?

714
00:47:38,535 --> 00:47:41,702
She doesn't know I'm here.
Tell her to come.

715
00:47:43,305 --> 00:47:44,837
Who? Mom?

716
00:47:44,839 --> 00:47:46,305
Yeah.

717
00:47:47,107 --> 00:47:48,172
- No, dad.
- Come on.

718
00:47:48,174 --> 00:47:51,241
- No, dad. I'm not gonna do that.
- I just got to speak to her.

719
00:47:51,243 --> 00:47:55,378
I'm not going to do that. You don't
have clarity when it comes to her.

720
00:47:55,380 --> 00:47:58,447
- What are you talking about?
- You can't ask me to do that.

721
00:47:58,449 --> 00:48:00,882
- I'm asking you as a favor.
- She doesn't like us.

722
00:48:00,884 --> 00:48:06,020
You locked me up because of
Jesse, didn't you? -Jesse? Dad!

723
00:48:06,022 --> 00:48:10,324
You put me in jail because of Jesse!
<i>Jesse!</i>

724
00:48:10,326 --> 00:48:14,294
That big room? We're making
that into our bedroom.

725
00:48:14,296 --> 00:48:16,162
So this whole thing
is just like a dream.

726
00:48:16,164 --> 00:48:20,900
Joe getting his own syndicated
program on KCLU. -Hello, Jesse.

727
00:48:20,902 --> 00:48:22,835
- Hi.
- Come here, buddy.

728
00:48:22,837 --> 00:48:26,038
Come here, birthday boy.

729
00:48:26,540 --> 00:48:29,908
- Here's your first present.
- Thank you.

730
00:48:29,910 --> 00:48:32,677
- You're welcome.
- You have a phone! Wow!

731
00:48:32,679 --> 00:48:37,581
We have to go back up here, because
your daddy's got your costume ready.

732
00:48:37,583 --> 00:48:41,484
Hello.
This is Jesse Marks speaking.

733
00:48:41,486 --> 00:48:44,186
- You gonna be a clown?
- Yeah.

734
00:48:44,755 --> 00:48:48,590
- So, Eve, I've decided to become an actress.
- Aren't you too old?

735
00:48:48,592 --> 00:48:54,128
How can you say that? -You're almost 29 years old.
Georgia wrote that article,

736
00:48:54,130 --> 00:48:56,497
"Five careers you can't have
after 40, five careers you can."

737
00:48:56,499 --> 00:48:59,967
- Actress is definitely a "Can't."
- Okay, like I read <i> Vogue.</i>

738
00:48:59,969 --> 00:49:04,604
No wonder they're firing her if
she's running articles like that.

739
00:49:04,772 --> 00:49:06,571
- They're firing her?
- What are you saying?

740
00:49:06,573 --> 00:49:10,575
Carlo knows this fashion photographer,
and he said ad revenue is way down.

741
00:49:10,577 --> 00:49:16,013
Who's Carlo? -Just someone who
happens to be very important to me.

742
00:49:16,015 --> 00:49:17,114
Anyway, he said she's history.

743
00:49:17,116 --> 00:49:21,785
Wow, that is terrible.
I really feel bad for her.

744
00:49:21,787 --> 00:49:23,787
- Yeah. No, me too.
- Yeah.

745
00:49:23,789 --> 00:49:25,789
Georgia. Fired.

746
00:49:25,791 --> 00:49:28,591
Yeah.
Wow, she'll be devastated.

747
00:49:28,593 --> 00:49:31,627
Does she know? -I don't know.
Should we tell her?

748
00:49:31,629 --> 00:49:35,263
I don't know.
Is that bad coming from us?

749
00:49:35,265 --> 00:49:38,299
I'm not gonna tell her, you tell her.
I think you should tell her.

750
00:49:38,301 --> 00:49:39,800
No, no, why do I have to do everything?
I'm not gonna do that.

751
00:49:39,802 --> 00:49:44,271
Eve, did you do this yourself? Yeah,
and this is the tenth call this week.

752
00:49:44,273 --> 00:49:45,639
- Hi, dad.
<i>- Eve.</i>

753
00:49:45,641 --> 00:49:48,775
It's her.

754
00:49:49,043 --> 00:49:53,445
- Yeah, hi. How are you?
<i>- Eve?</i>

755
00:49:53,747 --> 00:49:56,080
I have some news.

756
00:49:56,449 --> 00:49:56,914
Oh?

757
00:49:56,916 --> 00:50:00,951
- I think it happened. What?
- They fired her?

758
00:50:00,953 --> 00:50:01,651
Are you sitting down?

759
00:50:01,653 --> 00:50:05,521
Oh, god, guess what. I am
starting my own magazine!

760
00:50:05,523 --> 00:50:10,559
What? How is this possible? -Oh, my god.
She was fired.

761
00:50:10,561 --> 00:50:15,564
And guess what I'm
calling it? Okay. Georgia.

762
00:50:15,566 --> 00:50:19,234
- Really?
- Didn't I tell you?

763
00:50:19,369 --> 00:50:20,568
Shh!

764
00:50:20,570 --> 00:50:22,603
- So she was fired. Okay.
- Well, probably.

765
00:50:22,605 --> 00:50:27,874
Let's just be happy for her. We didn't
really want her out on the street.

766
00:50:27,876 --> 00:50:30,509
Did we? Huh?

767
00:50:30,744 --> 00:50:32,610
She's gonna be more famous
than ever.

768
00:50:32,612 --> 00:50:36,914
- Thank God I'm changing my last name.
- Oh, yeah? To what?

769
00:50:36,916 --> 00:50:41,551
Moore. Madeline Moore.
"I'm Madeline Moore. Hi."

770
00:50:42,120 --> 00:50:43,018
Good.

771
00:50:43,020 --> 00:50:44,519
You don't hate her, though?

772
00:50:44,521 --> 00:50:47,889
The week her stuffing recipe
came out in the <i> New York Times,</i>

773
00:50:47,891 --> 00:50:51,492
even my bank teller was like,
"Oh, are you related to her?"

774
00:50:51,494 --> 00:50:55,596
She doesn't even cook. Where
did she get that recipe?

775
00:50:55,598 --> 00:50:56,997
It was mine.

776
00:50:56,999 --> 00:50:57,864
- No!
- Yeah.

777
00:50:57,866 --> 00:51:02,368
That is the most horrible thing I've
ever heard of. -It is, isn't it?

778
00:51:02,370 --> 00:51:03,402
- Yeah!
- Bitch.

779
00:51:03,404 --> 00:51:04,669
Good! That's good!
That's healthy.

780
00:51:04,671 --> 00:51:07,605
Bitch. Bitch. -That is so
healthy for you to say that.

781
00:51:07,607 --> 00:51:09,173
Good!
I hope you blew up at her.

782
00:51:09,175 --> 00:51:12,576
Well, no. -You let her
get away with anything.

783
00:51:12,578 --> 00:51:15,445
I can't get mad at Georgia.
Suppose she gets mad at me?

784
00:51:15,447 --> 00:51:17,413
She's the only mother I've got.

785
00:51:17,415 --> 00:51:20,115
That's pathetic. God.

786
00:51:20,117 --> 00:51:22,217
This is the way I see it.

787
00:51:22,219 --> 00:51:24,552
It's like we're all
on this racetrack.

788
00:51:24,554 --> 00:51:26,420
And she's a Lamborghini
and we're all Hondas.

789
00:51:26,422 --> 00:51:30,924
And even though we're these really great
cars and get really high mileage,

790
00:51:30,926 --> 00:51:34,360
anybody with any brains would rather
have a Honda than a Lamborghini.

791
00:51:34,362 --> 00:51:38,530
Oh, uh-huh. -The point is,
no matter how fast we go,

792
00:51:38,532 --> 00:51:42,767
she keeps whippin' around that track
faster and faster and faster.

793
00:51:42,769 --> 00:51:45,936
- I'm not a Honda.
- It's just... It's a metaphor.

794
00:51:45,938 --> 00:51:48,538
Yeah, well, you can feel
about her however you want,

795
00:51:48,540 --> 00:51:52,041
but I'm not going through my life thinking
of myself as a broken-down jalopy.

796
00:51:52,043 --> 00:51:56,078
You're not a jalopy. And I wouldn't
be caught dead driving one either.

797
00:51:56,080 --> 00:51:59,114
- I know. Yeah.
- They get really high mileage.

798
00:51:59,116 --> 00:52:01,616
It's just a metaphor!
It's a stupid metaphor.

799
00:52:01,618 --> 00:52:02,583
- I take it back.
- God!

800
00:52:02,585 --> 00:52:07,154
If you weren't the only mother I've got, I'd
be really mad at you for that metaphor.

801
00:52:07,156 --> 00:52:09,923
I take it back.

802
00:52:12,093 --> 00:52:14,493
And I need you too.

803
00:52:16,263 --> 00:52:18,730
- And Hondas get really good trade-ins.
- Do they?

804
00:52:18,732 --> 00:52:22,133
Yeah. I got chocolate all
over your shirt. -Really?

805
00:52:22,135 --> 00:52:23,033
Yeah.

806
00:52:23,035 --> 00:52:26,569
<i>¶ Happy birthday to you</i>

807
00:52:26,571 --> 00:52:29,505
<i>¶ Happy birthday to you</i>

808
00:52:29,507 --> 00:52:33,709
<i>¶ Happy birthday dear Jesse</i>

809
00:52:33,711 --> 00:52:37,679
<i>¶ Happy birthday to you ¶</i>

810
00:52:40,015 --> 00:52:42,949
Jesse, come blow
these candles out.

811
00:52:42,951 --> 00:52:44,517
Wait, the hat.

812
00:52:44,519 --> 00:52:49,121
- Okay, ready?
- Steady. Yeah.

813
00:52:51,225 --> 00:52:52,924
Look at your daddy.
Show how old you are.

814
00:52:52,926 --> 00:52:57,161
- Five years old.
- Evie!

815
00:52:57,997 --> 00:52:59,463
Evie!

816
00:53:00,999 --> 00:53:02,465
Evie!

817
00:53:02,633 --> 00:53:05,533
Where the hell am I? Tijuana?

818
00:53:06,669 --> 00:53:10,370
Hey, what are these midgets
doing here?

819
00:53:11,106 --> 00:53:13,606
Evie! What?

820
00:53:14,375 --> 00:53:17,142
Get out of my way!

821
00:53:17,144 --> 00:53:19,911
What is this, a convention
of midgets? -Dad?

822
00:53:19,913 --> 00:53:24,882
- Trick or treat, very sweet.
- I've seen him worse.

823
00:53:24,884 --> 00:53:25,616
Worse than this?

824
00:53:25,618 --> 00:53:30,988
Hey, dad. Hey, hi, I know you.
Miss Mouse, right?

825
00:53:31,123 --> 00:53:34,657
Oh, boy, Miss Mousy. -Why don't
we go into the other room?

826
00:53:34,659 --> 00:53:39,528
I ran away from Cleo.
You know what I mean?

827
00:53:39,530 --> 00:53:41,930
Let's just go into the kitchen.

828
00:53:41,932 --> 00:53:44,999
I don't wanna go.
You go to the kitchen.

829
00:53:45,001 --> 00:53:47,468
- Get out!
- Hey, hey, hey.

830
00:53:47,570 --> 00:53:50,237
Lou, you're comin' with me.

831
00:53:50,239 --> 00:53:52,105
Let go of me!

832
00:53:52,107 --> 00:53:53,906
Lou, you're comin' with me now.

833
00:53:53,908 --> 00:53:59,211
- Mommy, my cake!
- Oh, here, here.

834
00:53:59,746 --> 00:54:00,644
Evie!

835
00:54:00,646 --> 00:54:04,981
Come here, you sweet boy,
come here. Oh!

836
00:54:04,983 --> 00:54:09,518
Oh, no, no.
No, no, please stay.

837
00:54:09,520 --> 00:54:13,321
It's... It's Jesse's birthday.

838
00:54:13,323 --> 00:54:16,324
Here, Jesse, you go
with your aunt Maddy.

839
00:54:16,326 --> 00:54:20,928
Just take over. You just help her
hand out those party favors.

840
00:54:20,930 --> 00:54:22,462
My dad.

841
00:54:22,797 --> 00:54:27,065
Who wants a party favor? Come on,
Jesse, let's see what we got.

842
00:54:28,501 --> 00:54:30,133
Come on, come on!

843
00:54:30,135 --> 00:54:33,136
Gimme a drink. -I'm not gonna do that.
So forget it.

844
00:54:33,138 --> 00:54:37,707
- I'll make him some coffee.
- Cleo, answer the goddamn phone.

845
00:54:37,709 --> 00:54:39,575
Who is Cleo?

846
00:54:39,577 --> 00:54:43,412
Dad, this is my home,
all right?

847
00:54:43,414 --> 00:54:45,447
- You just can't come into my home...
- Mommy! Mommy!

848
00:54:45,449 --> 00:54:47,849
Cleo, answer the goddamn phone!

849
00:54:47,851 --> 00:54:52,587
Why don't you try to
call later, okay? -Aah!

850
00:54:52,589 --> 00:54:53,955
I know you.

851
00:54:53,957 --> 00:54:58,025
You'd like to screw the little
Miss Mousy real bad, wouldn't you?

852
00:54:58,027 --> 00:55:02,029
- What are you talkin' about?
- I know what you're thinking.

853
00:55:02,031 --> 00:55:03,230
Get out!

854
00:55:03,232 --> 00:55:06,433
What are you talkin'
about, "Get out"?

855
00:55:06,435 --> 00:55:10,036
A father comes to visit
his daughter, "Get out."

856
00:55:10,038 --> 00:55:14,140
Your mother was right about you.
"Throw that one back."

857
00:55:14,942 --> 00:55:15,573
What, dad?

858
00:55:15,575 --> 00:55:19,977
That's what she said. She took one look.
"Throw that one back."

859
00:55:19,979 --> 00:55:25,615
She was right about you. "Throw that one out!
Dump the creep!"

860
00:55:25,617 --> 00:55:28,317
You bastard! Just get out!
Just get out!

861
00:55:28,319 --> 00:55:34,923
Honey. Honey. -You awful, hateful bastard!
How could he say that?

862
00:55:34,925 --> 00:55:38,092
Thank you very much.

863
00:55:38,094 --> 00:55:39,827
It's okay.

864
00:55:39,829 --> 00:55:42,763
Thank you, wonderful daughter.

865
00:55:42,765 --> 00:55:47,768
- Let him go.
- "Bastard."

866
00:55:47,770 --> 00:55:50,937
Bastard, bastard.

867
00:55:51,205 --> 00:55:53,505
Thank you very much.

868
00:55:53,507 --> 00:55:55,273
Bastard.

869
00:55:55,676 --> 00:56:00,445
Thank you very much!

870
00:56:11,458 --> 00:56:13,391
What happened?

871
00:56:14,761 --> 00:56:16,961
What did dad do?

872
00:56:16,963 --> 00:56:18,963
What did he do?

873
00:56:19,131 --> 00:56:23,233
Did you see him?
He's a drunk, Maddy!

874
00:56:23,235 --> 00:56:24,067
Damn it!

875
00:56:24,069 --> 00:56:30,339
He's out there! He's living a
crazy, sick, demented life.

876
00:56:36,180 --> 00:56:40,782
He's never setting foot in this house again.
Is that clear?

877
00:56:40,784 --> 00:56:42,250
Ever!

878
00:56:51,027 --> 00:56:53,594
Oh, god! Oh!

879
00:56:53,596 --> 00:56:54,394
Here.

880
00:56:54,396 --> 00:56:59,198
I just feel... Awful.

881
00:57:04,905 --> 00:57:08,239
Cleo, answer the goddamn phone!

882
00:57:08,241 --> 00:57:12,109
Cleo, answer the goddamn phone!

883
00:57:12,111 --> 00:57:13,543
- A mini-stroke.
<i>- What?</i>

884
00:57:13,545 --> 00:57:17,580
- Dr. Kelly swears he's gonna recover.
<i>- That's good news.</i>

885
00:57:17,582 --> 00:57:19,682
Dad wants me to call mom,
and I...

886
00:57:19,684 --> 00:57:22,718
<i>Okay, Evie, just...</i>-I can't.
I just can't. I won't.

887
00:57:22,720 --> 00:57:25,887
<i>- Please calm... You'll be all right.
</i> -Uh-oh.

888
00:57:25,889 --> 00:57:27,488
<i>What? What's the matter?</i>-Omar.

889
00:57:27,490 --> 00:57:32,025
<i>Omar who?</i>-Just a doctor who's
gonna slap me with a gigantic bill.

890
00:57:32,027 --> 00:57:37,030
<i>That's why you have to force dad
to sign a blank check.</i>-Huh? What?

891
00:57:37,032 --> 00:57:40,066
<i>Then if he has a maxi-stroke, we can get
everything out of his bank account.</i>

892
00:57:40,068 --> 00:57:44,170
<i>It's for his own good, Eve. He could
end up needing round-the-clock care.</i>

893
00:57:44,172 --> 00:57:47,039
<i>I just can't deal with this right now.
I'm totally swamped.</i>

894
00:57:47,041 --> 00:57:48,807
<i>Call me later, sweets, bye.</i>

895
00:57:48,809 --> 00:57:50,742
All right.

896
00:58:00,085 --> 00:58:02,518
Hello, coffee machine.

897
00:58:13,364 --> 00:58:15,230
Oh, come on!

898
00:58:16,199 --> 00:58:19,567
Oh, come on!
Come on, just work!

899
00:58:19,569 --> 00:58:22,503
- Something just has to goddamn work!
- What, what, what?

900
00:58:22,505 --> 00:58:26,006
What are you doing? -Crashing,
banging all the time. What is it?

901
00:58:26,008 --> 00:58:27,173
- You see this?
- This doesn't work.

902
00:58:27,175 --> 00:58:30,376
This is a coffee machine in a waiting
room in a hospital, and it doesn't work.

903
00:58:30,378 --> 00:58:35,814
The people who come here need to have
some coffee when they're waiting. Oh.

904
00:58:35,816 --> 00:58:40,151
- You're still at large. My god.
- Oh, I'm very sorry.

905
00:58:40,419 --> 00:58:42,852
It's nice to see you.

906
00:58:43,821 --> 00:58:45,887
Nice to see you. -Where are you going?
What are you doing here?

907
00:58:45,889 --> 00:58:51,259
My father had a mini-stroke. -I'm
very sorry, very sorry to hear that.

908
00:58:51,261 --> 00:58:53,361
Excuse me.

909
00:58:53,363 --> 00:58:54,528
- Yes, hello?
<i>- What do you want, Eve?</i>

910
00:58:54,530 --> 00:58:59,165
Hi, Kim. What's wrong now?<i>-Don't ask me.
I'm returning your call. Hello?</i>

911
00:58:59,167 --> 00:59:04,069
Oh, I called you? I'm probably
gonna be here for a while,

912
00:59:04,071 --> 00:59:08,973
so would you please make sure to
pick up Jesse from the school?

913
00:59:08,975 --> 00:59:10,741
Give him his snack.
Do not forget.

914
00:59:10,743 --> 00:59:12,109
And did you
call the Nixon library?

915
00:59:12,111 --> 00:59:16,780
<i>Why would I do that?</i>-Why?
Because the party is tomorrow.

916
00:59:16,782 --> 00:59:21,050
And call Georgia and make sure
she's got her plane ticket.

917
00:59:21,052 --> 00:59:22,718
God! Unbelievable person!

918
00:59:22,720 --> 00:59:27,289
- Where are you going? What are you doing?
- Thank you.

919
00:59:27,291 --> 00:59:28,757
Did you decide about the car?

920
00:59:28,759 --> 00:59:33,495
- Yes. Very expensive. Very expensive.
- Very expensive.

921
00:59:33,497 --> 00:59:35,897
Well, you don't have to tell
my insurance company.

922
00:59:35,899 --> 00:59:39,166
- Oh, maybe you do, maybe you do.
- Maybe. Maybe.

923
00:59:39,168 --> 00:59:42,536
Mercedes mechanic
very honest, but...

924
00:59:42,538 --> 00:59:43,537
Very honest.
I'm sure about that.

925
00:59:43,539 --> 00:59:46,840
Tomorrow he's going to give me the...
I don't know. What do you call it?

926
00:59:46,842 --> 00:59:48,975
- It's not the amount but...
- Estimates.

927
00:59:48,977 --> 00:59:52,812
Right! -I can't believe
I remembered that word.

928
00:59:52,814 --> 00:59:58,717
I can't remember the name of this
blonde, bland actress from the '50's...

929
00:59:58,719 --> 00:59:59,784
Who was short
and always suffering.

930
00:59:59,786 --> 01:00:05,756
Is that normal? -A little bit of
forgetting is nothing. It's nothing.

931
01:00:05,758 --> 01:00:06,690
When you are upset...

932
01:00:06,692 --> 01:00:08,992
Wait, excuse me.

933
01:00:08,994 --> 01:00:12,962
Yes, hello. Her plane
tickets didn't arrive.

934
01:00:12,964 --> 01:00:17,599
Then, Kim, will you call FedEx!

935
01:00:17,901 --> 01:00:19,700
God!

936
01:00:19,702 --> 01:00:22,903
God!

937
01:00:24,239 --> 01:00:25,238
- Where is your husband?
- Thank you.

938
01:00:25,240 --> 01:00:29,342
He's in South Dakota where
they have beautiful sunsets.

939
01:00:29,877 --> 01:00:35,447
You need a prescription. -For what?
What do I need a prescription for?

940
01:00:35,449 --> 01:00:37,482
I'm gonna tell you.

941
01:00:37,484 --> 01:00:39,951
It's very nearby.
You're in luck.

942
01:00:40,553 --> 01:00:42,986
Thank you. Nice to see you.

943
01:00:43,621 --> 01:00:45,020
Man!

944
01:00:47,591 --> 01:00:50,291
Olivia De Havilland. Was it?

945
01:00:50,293 --> 01:00:53,827
- No!
- Kim Novak?

946
01:00:54,529 --> 01:00:57,696
- Dad, hi.
- Hi.

947
01:00:57,698 --> 01:01:00,498
Okay, so, what? Oh!

948
01:01:00,700 --> 01:01:01,965
Dad, Georgia thinks...

949
01:01:01,967 --> 01:01:07,203
You should sign a blank check
in case we need some money.

950
01:01:07,205 --> 01:01:09,338
Georgia? She needs dough?

951
01:01:09,340 --> 01:01:12,941
No. She thinks you should
sign a blank check...

952
01:01:12,943 --> 01:01:14,575
Is she broke?

953
01:01:14,577 --> 01:01:20,147
- No. She just thinks you should sign this check.
- Well, I don't know.

954
01:01:20,149 --> 01:01:20,881
Seems to go against...

955
01:01:20,883 --> 01:01:25,685
- All the rules of civilized existence.
- No, dad.

956
01:01:26,087 --> 01:01:30,322
She thinks in case we need
to get some money to hire...

957
01:01:30,324 --> 01:01:31,389
- For who?
- For you.

958
01:01:31,391 --> 01:01:34,291
- We don't have to make out a blank check.
- This is for you.

959
01:01:34,293 --> 01:01:37,193
We'll make out a check for whatever
purposes we need a check for.

960
01:01:37,195 --> 01:01:40,896
- It makes it easier for us if you would just sign...
- A commission of lunacy.

961
01:01:40,898 --> 01:01:44,799
Dad, take this pen
and sign your name here.

962
01:01:44,801 --> 01:01:47,501
I'm not gonna sign my name
on a blank check.

963
01:01:47,503 --> 01:01:50,971
- Sign the check, please!
- Is that Eve Marks?

964
01:01:50,973 --> 01:01:55,175
- Oh!
- I am Ogmed Kunundar.

965
01:01:55,177 --> 01:01:57,744
- Oh, who?
- Omar's mother.

966
01:01:57,812 --> 01:01:58,877
Oh! Hi.

967
01:01:58,879 --> 01:02:03,448
Omar says you do not have an arm
or a shoulder for leaning on.

968
01:02:03,450 --> 01:02:07,051
- I don't. I don't. I don't, no.
- I am here.

969
01:02:07,053 --> 01:02:11,088
- Hi.
- How are you today?

970
01:02:11,090 --> 01:02:13,290
- Patsy?
- No.

971
01:02:13,292 --> 01:02:15,992
- Not mom, dad.
- You're wearing a wig?

972
01:02:15,994 --> 01:02:19,228
No, dad, this is not mom.
It's Ogmed Kunundar.

973
01:02:19,230 --> 01:02:23,065
Oh, then, do me a favor.
Piss off, will you? -Dad!

974
01:02:23,067 --> 01:02:25,534
Get outta here
with that ill-fitting wig!

975
01:02:25,536 --> 01:02:31,139
Dad! I'm so sorry. I'm very sorry.
I apologize. -Piss off, will ya?

976
01:02:31,141 --> 01:02:34,709
You wanna go get some coffee,
tea, or something like that?

977
01:02:34,711 --> 01:02:35,943
'Cause he... Excuse us.

978
01:02:35,945 --> 01:02:40,580
It's the first rule in business.
Never sign a blank check.

979
01:02:40,582 --> 01:02:43,883
You'll wind up
in the you-know-where.

980
01:02:43,885 --> 01:02:46,652
In the old crapperooney.

981
01:02:48,956 --> 01:02:52,057
- How about here?
- That's great. Sure.

982
01:02:52,059 --> 01:02:54,993
I'm very sorry about my father.

983
01:02:54,995 --> 01:02:58,730
You know what I see?
I see your father.

984
01:02:58,732 --> 01:03:01,833
He is an uproar man,
just like ayatollah.

985
01:03:01,835 --> 01:03:03,768
And that is why I leave Persia.

986
01:03:03,770 --> 01:03:08,873
The ayatollah, he is never happy
unless everyone is upset all the time.

987
01:03:08,875 --> 01:03:12,710
Your father, he has
a bad case of uproar.

988
01:03:12,712 --> 01:03:15,479
But not so bad
as the ayatollah.

989
01:03:22,853 --> 01:03:30,058
Sorry. He's just... He's
always been such a nightmare.

990
01:03:30,660 --> 01:03:34,128
- You love your father very much.
- I do?

991
01:03:34,130 --> 01:03:39,600
I don't know how I could. How could
I possibly love this nutcase?

992
01:03:40,703 --> 01:03:43,470
And now he's dying,
and I'm stuck with him.

993
01:03:43,472 --> 01:03:48,641
I'm stuck with him, this mess
that's my father, forever and ever?

994
01:03:49,310 --> 01:03:51,209
He's never gonna
clean up his act.

995
01:03:51,211 --> 01:03:52,743
He's never
gonna get it together.

996
01:03:52,745 --> 01:03:55,879
He's never gonna
give me wisdom,

997
01:03:55,881 --> 01:03:58,781
comfort.

998
01:04:00,584 --> 01:04:02,817
- And he wants something from me.
- Oh?

999
01:04:02,819 --> 01:04:07,188
Yeah. He wants me
to call my mother,

1000
01:04:07,390 --> 01:04:10,157
and she's gonna refuse to come.

1001
01:04:10,859 --> 01:04:12,925
And he knows it.

1002
01:04:12,927 --> 01:04:16,828
He knows it! I swear, somewhere
in there, he knows it.

1003
01:04:16,830 --> 01:04:20,598
And it's gonna break
his heart anyway.

1004
01:04:22,501 --> 01:04:24,734
And I don't wanna do it.

1005
01:04:24,736 --> 01:04:29,205
I don't wanna do it. I can't.

1006
01:04:29,907 --> 01:04:32,874
I just can't.

1007
01:04:34,577 --> 01:04:37,344
We must make two toasts.

1008
01:04:42,351 --> 01:04:44,417
To your bravery.

1009
01:04:44,419 --> 01:04:46,352
To my bravery.

1010
01:04:47,922 --> 01:04:50,222
And to your grief.

1011
01:04:50,791 --> 01:04:52,657
To my grief.

1012
01:05:11,176 --> 01:05:14,343
- Omar... His machine.
<i>- Just leave your message.</i>

1013
01:05:14,345 --> 01:05:17,913
Omar, this is your mother.
I am here with Eve.

1014
01:05:17,915 --> 01:05:20,982
She has too many worries.
She should not have to pay.

1015
01:05:20,984 --> 01:05:24,852
One ovary will pay for three cars,
and that will be the end of it.

1016
01:05:24,854 --> 01:05:28,956
You don't have to do that.
That accident was my fault.

1017
01:05:28,958 --> 01:05:31,792
Fault is never the point.

1018
01:05:34,563 --> 01:05:36,629
You are a very warm person.

1019
01:05:36,631 --> 01:05:41,166
What makes me think you got
this warmth from your father?

1020
01:05:43,470 --> 01:05:45,369
I don't know what to do.

1021
01:05:45,371 --> 01:05:49,272
What do you think I should
do? What should I do?

1022
01:05:50,208 --> 01:05:51,307
Would you press "end"?

1023
01:05:51,309 --> 01:05:54,343
I never could seem to find
the "end."

1024
01:05:55,212 --> 01:05:59,781
You know, sometimes
it is necessary to disconnect.

1025
01:06:11,761 --> 01:06:15,429
Dad, about mom.

1026
01:06:16,899 --> 01:06:19,366
There was a earthquake.

1027
01:06:19,368 --> 01:06:24,037
A big one, in big bear.

1028
01:06:29,610 --> 01:06:31,910
On the Richter scale.

1029
01:06:31,912 --> 01:06:35,480
And the house
that she lived in...

1030
01:06:35,815 --> 01:06:38,716
Wasn't really very strong,

1031
01:06:39,585 --> 01:06:41,284
especially the doorways.

1032
01:06:41,286 --> 01:06:46,389
And you know how you're always
supposed to stand in the doorways?

1033
01:06:48,659 --> 01:06:50,125
Dead?

1034
01:06:54,397 --> 01:06:55,863
Hmm...

1035
01:07:02,371 --> 01:07:04,504
I won.

1036
01:07:07,509 --> 01:07:11,911
Yes. Yes, you did.

1037
01:07:29,563 --> 01:07:30,328
Hey, Jesse.

1038
01:07:30,330 --> 01:07:34,031
- I'm home.
- Hi, mom.

1039
01:07:47,044 --> 01:07:50,345
<i>Eve, dear, it's Madge.</i>

1040
01:07:50,347 --> 01:07:54,482
<i>Regarding the party tomorrow,
how about name tags?</i>

1041
01:07:54,484 --> 01:07:59,787
<i>There're only about 500 women coming.
If you got up early...</i>

1042
01:07:59,789 --> 01:08:01,855
<i>Do you do calligraphy?</i>

1043
01:08:05,060 --> 01:08:07,627
There. Good dog!

1044
01:09:08,287 --> 01:09:11,688
Eve, think we made a mistake
not having name tags? No.

1045
01:09:11,690 --> 01:09:18,261
'Cause there's just never a moment
then that you can't remember a name.

1046
01:09:18,263 --> 01:09:18,894
That would be amazing.

1047
01:09:18,896 --> 01:09:23,098
- I hope Georgia's plane landed.
- I think it should have.

1048
01:09:23,100 --> 01:09:29,437
I can't remember which flight, 845 or 854.
I wouldn't worry about it.

1049
01:09:29,439 --> 01:09:33,874
It's Georgia, Eve.
Thank you so much!

1050
01:09:45,686 --> 01:09:48,953
- Hello, Georgia!
- Honey, hi.

1051
01:09:48,955 --> 01:09:53,090
When did everybody start kissing air?
It's so... -Affected. I know.

1052
01:09:53,092 --> 01:09:55,926
Look at this.
What do you think?

1053
01:09:55,928 --> 01:09:59,429
It's so beautiful! Look at you!

1054
01:09:59,431 --> 01:10:03,399
Madge Turner, I'm head of it all.
I'm thrilled to meet you.

1055
01:10:03,401 --> 01:10:04,666
I'm Martin.
I'll be your liaison.

1056
01:10:04,668 --> 01:10:08,836
How about... I don't want
any more lights. -Georgia?

1057
01:10:08,838 --> 01:10:10,404
Georgia, Georgia, Georgia.

1058
01:10:10,406 --> 01:10:14,374
Georgia, Georgia. -I hope
you'll sign a cover for me.

1059
01:10:14,376 --> 01:10:17,610
I don't think this is an
appropriate time to be signing.

1060
01:10:17,612 --> 01:10:19,345
Georgia? Georgia.

1061
01:10:22,249 --> 01:10:24,349
Madge, Madge.

1062
01:10:25,285 --> 01:10:28,085
Let me just talk to Georgia
just for a second.

1063
01:10:28,087 --> 01:10:30,420
Oh, my god! -Look at you!
Aren't you gorgeous?

1064
01:10:30,422 --> 01:10:32,688
Did you get the banner? -Yes. It's up.
It's behind the podium.

1065
01:10:32,690 --> 01:10:35,190
Thank god. You're so brilliant.
How's daddy doing?

1066
01:10:35,192 --> 01:10:39,093
He could go at any minute. -We're gonna
get through this. Don't tug at your face.

1067
01:10:39,095 --> 01:10:41,829
- I'm not tugging, I'm mushing.
- You just cannot do that.

1068
01:10:41,831 --> 01:10:45,132
I'm more mushing. -Your face is falling.
It starts the day you're born.

1069
01:10:45,134 --> 01:10:48,702
- And your nose never stops growing, either.
- My nose and my ears.

1070
01:10:48,704 --> 01:10:49,969
I know, Georgia!

1071
01:10:49,971 --> 01:10:53,906
No, but I can look short.
I gotta go.

1072
01:10:53,908 --> 01:10:55,507
- Georgia.
- Madeline, hi!

1073
01:10:55,509 --> 01:11:00,879
We need to get going. Several VIP's
are waiting for a photo with you.

1074
01:11:05,518 --> 01:11:08,318
No, really. Stop!

1075
01:11:08,620 --> 01:11:11,687
Thank you so much.
I'm sort of embarrassed.

1076
01:11:11,755 --> 01:11:13,721
Look at this!

1077
01:11:13,956 --> 01:11:16,356
What a surprise!

1078
01:11:16,958 --> 01:11:18,691
Thank you!

1079
01:11:18,693 --> 01:11:23,028
It's so nice to be back
in Los Angeles again.

1080
01:11:23,397 --> 01:11:25,530
All right, that's enough.
Thank you. Stop.

1081
01:11:25,532 --> 01:11:29,467
No, really, you have to stop.
Thanks. All right. Anyway.

1082
01:11:30,870 --> 01:11:33,437
Oh, I'm so excited to be here.
I was, uh...

1083
01:11:33,439 --> 01:11:35,939
Actually I was on the plane this
morning going over my speech.

1084
01:11:35,941 --> 01:11:41,511
The speech I always give. Of course
I talk about <i> Georgia,</i> my magazine.

1085
01:11:41,513 --> 01:11:48,017
Which is about to celebrate its fifth anniversary.
Can you believe that?

1086
01:11:48,252 --> 01:11:49,784
Anyway, I, of course...

1087
01:11:49,786 --> 01:11:54,488
...was gonna talk about the issue
of face-lifts, to do or not to do.

1088
01:11:54,490 --> 01:11:58,892
About aging. About the fact...

1089
01:11:58,894 --> 01:12:02,128
That it's okay to age, but, of
course, I don't really believe that.

1090
01:12:02,130 --> 01:12:04,430
Anyway, I was sitting
on the plane,

1091
01:12:04,432 --> 01:12:10,169
and I realized that I didn't want
to talk about any of that today,

1092
01:12:10,171 --> 01:12:14,706
because something
very important is happening.

1093
01:12:15,141 --> 01:12:17,474
And that's what
I wanna talk about.

1094
01:12:22,514 --> 01:12:25,448
My father is in the hospital.

1095
01:12:27,251 --> 01:12:30,919
My father... Is dying.

1096
01:12:30,921 --> 01:12:33,354
This has been the hardest
challenge of my life.

1097
01:12:33,356 --> 01:12:39,893
To put out the fifth anniversary edition
while my father's life is slipping away

1098
01:12:39,895 --> 01:12:43,229
any of you
who have lost a parent...

1099
01:12:43,231 --> 01:12:46,098
Knows how wrenching
it is to see...

1100
01:12:46,100 --> 01:12:50,102
Your mother
or your father's life ebb.

1101
01:12:50,637 --> 01:12:52,470
Excuse me.

1102
01:12:53,306 --> 01:12:56,006
This is so embarrassing for me.

1103
01:12:56,308 --> 01:12:59,976
But as upset as I was,

1104
01:13:00,278 --> 01:13:01,877
I forged on because...

1105
01:13:01,879 --> 01:13:07,415
I knew that that is what my
father would want me to do.

1106
01:13:07,550 --> 01:13:08,148
Incredible.

1107
01:13:08,150 --> 01:13:09,550
We spend our lives
at that hospital.

1108
01:13:09,551 --> 01:13:16,856
Every day, there is less
of the daddy I love. We?

1109
01:13:17,892 --> 01:13:22,294
As we embark on the new millennium,
we must ask ourselves this,

1110
01:13:22,296 --> 01:13:26,698
how can we be there for our parents
as they were there for us?

1111
01:13:26,700 --> 01:13:28,533
This is what I call
the "next hurdle."

1112
01:13:28,535 --> 01:13:34,372
Dealing with the death of our parents
while confronting our own mortality.

1113
01:13:34,374 --> 01:13:37,475
And I promise you,
each and every one of you,

1114
01:13:37,477 --> 01:13:40,778
that <i> Georgia,</i> the magazine, as
well as Georgia, the person,

1115
01:13:40,780 --> 01:13:44,782
will be there to help you deal
with this every step of the way.

1116
01:13:44,784 --> 01:13:47,050
Thank you.

1117
01:13:48,686 --> 01:13:50,585
Thank you.

1118
01:13:53,222 --> 01:13:55,622
She's wonderful.

1119
01:13:55,824 --> 01:14:00,259
- Come on.
- Absolutely incredible.

1120
01:14:00,527 --> 01:14:03,261
Thank you!

1121
01:14:05,198 --> 01:14:07,731
We'll do this together!

1122
01:14:08,734 --> 01:14:10,333
You're all sweet. I love you.

1123
01:14:10,335 --> 01:14:16,672
For anyone who's interested, I'll be signing
autographs later in the Pat Nixon suite.

1124
01:14:17,107 --> 01:14:22,477
We'd love to have you. I think you
want to talk to Madge Turner.

1125
01:14:22,479 --> 01:14:24,879
That was a success.

1126
01:14:26,782 --> 01:14:27,514
Something wrong?

1127
01:14:27,516 --> 01:14:31,217
I can't believe what you did. And
you always do it. -What did I do?

1128
01:14:31,219 --> 01:14:33,852
What do I always do? -You
take my life, and you use it.

1129
01:14:33,854 --> 01:14:35,453
- I'm the one who's been here, not you.
- Wait a minute!

1130
01:14:35,455 --> 01:14:39,323
When did I take your life and use it? I
don't know what you're talking about.

1131
01:14:39,325 --> 01:14:42,626
- The stuffing recipe.
- Wait a second.

1132
01:14:42,628 --> 01:14:45,729
What stuffing recipe?
I don't even make stuffing.

1133
01:14:45,731 --> 01:14:48,765
I invented a great stuffing
recipe with apples and apricots,

1134
01:14:48,767 --> 01:14:51,534
and you gave it to the <i> New York
Times</i> and said it was yours.

1135
01:14:51,536 --> 01:14:55,304
Didn't I ask? -No! You didn't
ask, and you haven't helped.

1136
01:14:55,306 --> 01:14:58,240
Where're you going? Just wait a second!
If you're gonna get mad at me...

1137
01:14:58,242 --> 01:15:02,210
How many times have I asked you for
the tiniest mention in your magazine,

1138
01:15:02,212 --> 01:15:03,411
and you have never done it?

1139
01:15:03,413 --> 01:15:04,545
What does that have
to do with anything?

1140
01:15:04,547 --> 01:15:09,016
Will you stay on the subject? -You can
yell at me, but you can't yell at her?

1141
01:15:09,018 --> 01:15:13,653
All right, okay, okay. Gee whiz.
I will put you in the magazine.

1142
01:15:13,655 --> 01:15:15,321
Don't you dare!
That is so manipulative.

1143
01:15:15,323 --> 01:15:19,725
So manipulative! I have been
the one dealing with dad.

1144
01:15:19,727 --> 01:15:20,425
Not you, and not you!

1145
01:15:20,427 --> 01:15:24,862
While you order me around to get him to sign
a blank check, talk to a real doctor...

1146
01:15:24,864 --> 01:15:29,032
And I understand how important it is to
make the world safe for liposuction!

1147
01:15:29,034 --> 01:15:34,237
But I just wanna say
I am sick of it!

1148
01:15:34,672 --> 01:15:38,306
Whoa! I mean,
wait a second, Eve!

1149
01:15:38,408 --> 01:15:42,209
All right, Eve, I admit that I
haven't been there. -You admit it?

1150
01:15:42,211 --> 01:15:45,512
But I took calls from him. -Oh, you did not!
Your assistant did!

1151
01:15:45,514 --> 01:15:49,649
I told you a million times that you
needed an assistant. -I have an assistant.

1152
01:15:49,651 --> 01:15:51,250
That is not what we
call an assistant.

1153
01:15:51,252 --> 01:15:55,520
He needed me! -And you love it!
Don't pretend you don't love it.

1154
01:15:55,522 --> 01:15:57,488
It's not Eve's fault.
Dad depended on her.

1155
01:15:57,490 --> 01:16:01,091
Mind your own business. I can fight
my own battles. -Oh, all right!

1156
01:16:01,093 --> 01:16:06,129
Wait a minute. Why are we having
a family fight without me?

1157
01:16:06,131 --> 01:16:06,963
You always ignore me!

1158
01:16:06,965 --> 01:16:10,666
From that Halloween I was five years
old, and I dressed as a carrot,

1159
01:16:10,668 --> 01:16:14,436
and you two snuck out of the house and
went trick-or-treating without me.

1160
01:16:14,438 --> 01:16:20,809
I'm just as much a part of this family
as either of you, and I wanna fight!

1161
01:16:20,811 --> 01:16:21,609
- Fine!
- Good!

1162
01:16:21,611 --> 01:16:23,277
You are so self-centered
and egotistical!

1163
01:16:23,279 --> 01:16:26,580
You're so goddamn self-sacrificing
and noble with that shit!

1164
01:16:26,582 --> 01:16:27,814
And you abandoned
your father when he's dying.

1165
01:16:27,816 --> 01:16:30,650
He didn't need me here. He's got you.
You suck up all the emotional space.

1166
01:16:30,652 --> 01:16:34,420
- That is an unbelievable cop-out.
- No one watches my show.

1167
01:16:34,422 --> 01:16:37,956
- It's another excuse for you not to be here.
- I couldn't be here!

1168
01:16:37,958 --> 01:16:40,959
- I cannot be here.
- You wanna know why?

1169
01:16:40,961 --> 01:16:46,030
Because if anything is happening that's
not about you, you are bored witless!

1170
01:16:46,032 --> 01:16:48,932
- That, that is true, okay?
- Yes.

1171
01:16:48,934 --> 01:16:50,133
- Hey...
- Besides, we're not famous.

1172
01:16:50,135 --> 01:16:53,402
Maddy, that's another reason she didn't
bother to be here. Because we're not famous.

1173
01:16:53,404 --> 01:16:57,773
I've told you a million times. Stop
talking to me as if I'm like you.

1174
01:16:57,775 --> 01:17:00,509
Oh, fuck you! And fuck you!

1175
01:17:00,511 --> 01:17:01,610
Excuse me.

1176
01:17:01,612 --> 01:17:05,347
- What? Oh, God.
- You have a phone call.

1177
01:17:07,050 --> 01:17:08,516
Okay.

1178
01:17:15,625 --> 01:17:19,159
- Yes, hello!
- <i> Oh, what the hell!</i>

1179
01:17:19,161 --> 01:17:21,995
Who is this? -That's the
president's "smoking gun" call

1180
01:17:21,997 --> 01:17:24,697
with Haldeman.
You want to talk on this.

1181
01:17:24,699 --> 01:17:26,131
Oh.

1182
01:17:26,266 --> 01:17:29,200
Yes. Hello?

1183
01:17:29,769 --> 01:17:32,269
Yes, this is Eve Marks.

1184
01:17:37,910 --> 01:17:39,809
Oh, my God.

1185
01:17:41,379 --> 01:17:42,644
- What happened?
- He's in a coma.

1186
01:17:42,646 --> 01:17:44,912
What? -I'm going
to the hospital.

1187
01:17:44,914 --> 01:17:49,950
- So am I.
- Well... So am I!

1188
01:18:30,759 --> 01:18:36,763
Wait! Wait for me. What's
the big rush, you guys?

1189
01:18:40,768 --> 01:18:42,634
Hello. What?

1190
01:18:43,336 --> 01:18:48,038
No, I can't right now.
I'll talk to you later.

1191
01:18:50,042 --> 01:18:52,742
- Are we... Where're we...
- It's here. It's here.

1192
01:18:52,744 --> 01:18:55,611
- What?
- Oh, my god.

1193
01:19:04,053 --> 01:19:05,819
Dad?

1194
01:19:16,164 --> 01:19:17,596
Dad?

1195
01:19:17,598 --> 01:19:20,765
Can he hear us? -Why does
he have only one pillow?

1196
01:19:20,767 --> 01:19:26,937
A person can't possibly be
comfortable with... What? What?

1197
01:19:27,272 --> 01:19:28,471
Eve, are you not
going to speak to me?

1198
01:19:28,473 --> 01:19:32,775
Is that what this is about? -And
why aren't you talking to me?

1199
01:19:32,777 --> 01:19:36,111
- I didn't even do anything.
- And I did, is that it?

1200
01:19:36,113 --> 01:19:37,345
- Well...
- This is just...

1201
01:19:37,347 --> 01:19:42,350
Okay, this is really great, Eve.
This is really great!

1202
01:19:47,155 --> 01:19:50,656
Can you believe she's
making this about herself?

1203
01:19:53,827 --> 01:19:57,929
Fine. Good. Don't talk to me.
Good.

1204
01:21:02,762 --> 01:21:03,262
Oh! Oh!

1205
01:21:07,233 --> 01:21:09,666
Do I have anything on my teeth?

1206
01:21:15,272 --> 01:21:16,671
Eve,

1207
01:21:17,840 --> 01:21:21,508
you're not the only one
that this is happening to.

1208
01:21:23,311 --> 01:21:24,843
I know.

1209
01:21:25,612 --> 01:21:27,078
Sorry.

1210
01:21:28,147 --> 01:21:32,883
But since I'm an actress, I
suppose I could use this stuff.

1211
01:21:32,885 --> 01:21:35,652
That's the good part, right?

1212
01:21:35,654 --> 01:21:38,955
The sad part is
that I really love dad.

1213
01:21:41,225 --> 01:21:43,992
I'm... I'm his baby.

1214
01:21:45,962 --> 01:21:49,296
Do you want a candy bar?
I'm gonna get a candy bar.

1215
01:21:53,635 --> 01:21:59,839
Oh! Excuse me. -Aren't you
Juliana on <i>Living Dangerously?</i>

1216
01:22:00,041 --> 01:22:00,572
Yes. Yes, I am.

1217
01:22:00,574 --> 01:22:03,908
You should've never gone
to the Bahamas because...

1218
01:22:03,910 --> 01:22:07,111
- He cheated on you.
- Okay. Thanks.

1219
01:22:07,880 --> 01:22:11,381
She recognized me!

1220
01:22:13,551 --> 01:22:15,717
- Georgia, someone just recognized me.
- What?

1221
01:22:15,719 --> 01:22:17,485
Great!

1222
01:22:37,305 --> 01:22:39,238
Oh, thank you.

1223
01:22:43,244 --> 01:22:44,876
- I know what you said.
- About what?

1224
01:22:44,878 --> 01:22:50,181
That I wanted it. -Oh, forget it.
I'm sorry I said that.

1225
01:22:51,450 --> 01:22:54,083
There are things that happen
that you just don't choose.

1226
01:22:54,085 --> 01:22:59,988
Then you embrace them, I guess.
They become part of your identity.

1227
01:22:59,990 --> 01:23:02,357
And, you know,
mom left dad to me.

1228
01:23:02,359 --> 01:23:04,826
Or at least I felt
like she did.

1229
01:23:04,828 --> 01:23:07,595
And part of me was so...

1230
01:23:09,131 --> 01:23:10,130
Proud!

1231
01:23:10,132 --> 01:23:14,434
And then the other part of me just
resented every second of it...

1232
01:23:14,436 --> 01:23:17,804
Because he is just a handful.

1233
01:23:17,806 --> 01:23:20,573
I should've been here, all right?
Okay? I really should've.

1234
01:23:20,575 --> 01:23:22,074
I should've been here,
and I know that.

1235
01:23:22,076 --> 01:23:25,177
But I knew that if you were
here, he didn't need me.

1236
01:23:25,179 --> 01:23:30,582
I mean, let's face it. God
help anyone who needs me.

1237
01:23:33,954 --> 01:23:35,920
I needed you.

1238
01:23:37,189 --> 01:23:40,323
He didn't need you.
I needed you.

1239
01:23:40,825 --> 01:23:42,658
I'm sorry.

1240
01:23:43,494 --> 01:23:47,796
I'm very sorry, okay?
I'm really sorry.

1241
01:23:47,798 --> 01:23:49,731
I'm sorry too.

1242
01:23:50,200 --> 01:23:54,302
I love you very much.
Do you know that?

1243
01:23:54,304 --> 01:23:58,606
I love you, and... I gave you
that great speech. What about...

1244
01:23:58,608 --> 01:24:00,975
Yes, you did.

1245
01:24:00,977 --> 01:24:05,713
I'm very grateful. -Okay,
you're grateful. Shut up.

1246
01:24:08,050 --> 01:24:09,682
You know, Eve,

1247
01:24:09,684 --> 01:24:15,120
I have never been jealous of
anyone in my entire life, but...

1248
01:24:16,289 --> 01:24:19,757
I have to admit that...

1249
01:24:19,759 --> 01:24:23,660
I am just the tiniest bit
jealous of your heart.

1250
01:24:31,903 --> 01:24:33,135
You forgive me, right?

1251
01:24:33,137 --> 01:24:36,938
I love you. I do! I love you.

1252
01:24:42,145 --> 01:24:43,010
Who does dad look like?

1253
01:24:43,012 --> 01:24:45,512
Now he looks like that senator.
What was his name? No, no.

1254
01:24:45,514 --> 01:24:48,948
The one who got insulted, and
his wife cried. Who was that?

1255
01:24:48,950 --> 01:24:52,818
- Edmund Muskie.
- Yes! Yes!

1256
01:24:52,820 --> 01:24:53,752
- Who was Edmund Muskie?
- Thank you.

1257
01:24:53,754 --> 01:25:00,058
I've been trying to remember the name of
this short, blonde actress from the '50s.

1258
01:25:00,060 --> 01:25:01,626
- Maybe it was the '40s.
- What about Vera-Ellen?

1259
01:25:01,628 --> 01:25:04,395
- Thin hair. No. Very thin hair.
- Oh, Donna Reed.

1260
01:25:04,397 --> 01:25:07,297
- Not Donna Reed. Janet Leigh.
- Donna reed wasn't short or blonde.

1261
01:25:07,299 --> 01:25:11,000
- Doris Day. I'm right about this.
- Cleo.

1262
01:25:12,670 --> 01:25:14,836
- Cleo?
- Who was she?

1263
01:25:14,838 --> 01:25:17,071
- Who was she?
- Daddy's favorite.

1264
01:25:17,073 --> 01:25:18,772
He picked her up in some sort
of Italian restaurant.

1265
01:25:18,774 --> 01:25:23,309
I got it. Give me a chance. -She
played wimps, and was kind of wide too.

1266
01:25:23,311 --> 01:25:30,049
Doris Day. Wide. -Oh, please tell
me and give me peace of mind.

1267
01:25:31,218 --> 01:25:33,184
June Allyson.

1268
01:25:37,423 --> 01:25:40,056
- Dad!
- Daddy?

1269
01:25:40,425 --> 01:25:41,090
- Dad?
- Dad?

1270
01:25:41,092 --> 01:25:42,558
Did he talk? Did he say that?

1271
01:25:42,560 --> 01:25:48,096
Did you just say "June Allyson"?
Nurse!

1272
01:25:48,098 --> 01:25:49,197
Nurse!

1273
01:25:49,199 --> 01:25:53,367
He's coming around! I swear,
he just said, "June Allyson."

1274
01:25:53,369 --> 01:25:55,001
That doesn't start with an "L".

1275
01:25:55,003 --> 01:26:00,106
It almost does. Maddy, it
almost starts with an "L".

1276
01:26:25,465 --> 01:26:26,864
Dad?

1277
01:26:36,175 --> 01:26:39,643
He said, "June Allyson".
He's dead.

1278
01:27:16,012 --> 01:27:20,180
<i>Evie? Evie,</i>
<i>John Wayne just called.</i>

1279
01:27:20,182 --> 01:27:22,682
<i>Tell Georgia. Tell Maddy.</i>

1280
01:27:22,684 --> 01:27:27,019
<i>Georgie-porgie.</i>
<i>Eviebaby. Maddskie.</i>

1281
01:27:27,021 --> 01:27:32,324
<i>I love all my beautiful,</i>
<i>beautiful girls.</i>

1282
01:27:33,360 --> 01:27:37,128
<i>Evie! It's my Evie!</i>

1283
01:27:37,130 --> 01:27:40,965
<i>Look how beautiful you are</i>
<i>in the snow.</i>

1284
01:27:41,867 --> 01:27:47,503
<i>That's my Evie.</i>
<i>That's my cookie.</i>

1285
01:27:54,411 --> 01:27:55,877
- Made a mistake here.
- What are you doing?

1286
01:27:55,879 --> 01:28:00,448
You took every
single almond out of there.

1287
01:28:00,450 --> 01:28:04,018
There's nothing but...
By the way...

1288
01:28:04,387 --> 01:28:06,520
What about the celery?
Did you listen to me?

1289
01:28:06,522 --> 01:28:08,154
Georgia, it looks
exactly right.

1290
01:28:08,156 --> 01:28:11,624
Wait a second. Are these onions
supposed to get this limp?

1291
01:28:11,626 --> 01:28:14,093
Yes, they are.
It's called cooking.

1292
01:28:14,095 --> 01:28:17,162
That's what happens to an
onion, Georgia. But wait.

1293
01:28:17,164 --> 01:28:20,732
That looks very good.
You have made my stuffing.

1294
01:28:20,734 --> 01:28:25,503
Okay, let me see what this is like.
All right.

1295
01:28:27,173 --> 01:28:30,307
- This is so good!
- So good!

1296
01:28:30,309 --> 01:28:33,143
I can't believe you guys are doing this.
I can't believe it.

1297
01:28:33,145 --> 01:28:36,646
Can I just... Does it need a little more apricots?
It doesn't need anything.

1298
01:28:36,648 --> 01:28:39,348
- Please sit and have fun. Enjoy your life.
- Okay, okay.

1299
01:28:39,350 --> 01:28:43,652
Now, I suppose we're supposed to put the
stuffing inside the bird with our hands?

1300
01:28:43,654 --> 01:28:45,954
Put it in. You have to
stuff it way to the back.

1301
01:28:45,956 --> 01:28:50,091
It's gonna be goopy and awful,
but you're gonna have to do it.

1302
01:28:50,093 --> 01:28:54,161
You enjoy that.

1303
01:28:54,163 --> 01:28:54,961
That's my gift to you.

1304
01:28:54,963 --> 01:29:00,032
You guys listen. I do wanna tell you
that I've decided to quit acting.

1305
01:29:00,034 --> 01:29:03,035
What? My character
Juliana gets killed...

1306
01:29:03,037 --> 01:29:06,705
In some random violence while
drinking a decaf cappuccino.

1307
01:29:06,707 --> 01:29:09,674
That's so sad!

1308
01:29:09,676 --> 01:29:10,241
So I quit.

1309
01:29:10,243 --> 01:29:14,445
- I'm sad for you. This is sad.
- It's okay.

1310
01:29:14,447 --> 01:29:15,746
This bird is done.
You were good.

1311
01:29:15,748 --> 01:29:19,483
Maddy, you were great. I'm sure.
Will you please open the door?

1312
01:29:19,485 --> 01:29:23,887
- Is the oven preheated?
- Yeah, yeah. Eve!

1313
01:29:24,022 --> 01:29:25,287
Okay.

1314
01:29:25,289 --> 01:29:27,022
That's heavy for her.

1315
01:29:27,024 --> 01:29:30,091
- Could you help me please?
- All right. It is heavy.

1316
01:29:30,093 --> 01:29:33,828
- You're strong.
- It's in.

1317
01:29:33,963 --> 01:29:37,731
You... All right!

1318
01:29:37,733 --> 01:29:38,698
Whoo!

1319
01:29:38,700 --> 01:29:40,766
Let's go sit with the bullet!

1320
01:29:40,768 --> 01:29:43,268
Okay. -Do you wanna sit
with the bullet, Madd?

1321
01:29:43,270 --> 01:29:45,403
- Hey!
- Thanks for helping me.

1322
01:29:45,405 --> 01:29:47,605
You're a little bit shiny.

1323
01:29:47,607 --> 01:29:50,407
No, don't! This is Donna Karan!

1324
01:29:50,409 --> 01:29:53,710
Oh, good god.
That's Donna Karan!

1325
01:29:53,712 --> 01:29:55,378
No, here, here. Wait a minute!

1326
01:29:55,380 --> 01:29:58,748
You can't stop me!

1327
01:30:12,928 --> 01:30:16,429
<i>¶ Once upon a time</i>

1328
01:30:17,532 --> 01:30:23,235
<i>¶ A girl with moonlight</i>
<i>in her eyes</i>

1329
01:30:27,841 --> 01:30:30,241
<i>¶ Put her hand in mine</i>

1330
01:30:32,211 --> 01:30:36,246
<i>¶ She said she loved me so</i>

1331
01:30:41,019 --> 01:30:45,021
<i>¶ That was once upon a time</i>

1332
01:30:47,859 --> 01:30:50,025
<i>¶ Very long ago</i>

1333
01:30:56,199 --> 01:30:59,400
<i>¶ Once upon a hill</i>

1334
01:31:01,737 --> 01:31:06,406
<i>¶ We sat beneath</i>
<i>the willow tree ¶</i>

1335
01:31:07,242 --> 01:31:10,009
No, Maddy. Eve, help me.

1336
01:31:11,479 --> 01:31:14,613
<i>¶ Counting all the stars</i>

1337
01:31:15,782 --> 01:31:19,416
<i>¶ And waiting for the dawn ¶</i>

1338
01:31:22,187 --> 01:31:24,487
Wait a minute!

1339
01:31:24,922 --> 01:31:29,157
<i>¶ So once upon a time</i>

1340
01:31:31,261 --> 01:31:34,495
<i>¶ Now the tree is gone</i>

1341
01:31:40,503 --> 01:31:43,904
<i>¶ How the breeze</i>

1342
01:31:44,006 --> 01:31:47,040
<i>¶ Rustled through her hair</i>

1343
01:31:48,009 --> 01:31:50,175
<i>¶ How we always loved</i>

1344
01:31:50,177 --> 01:31:55,813
<i>¶ As though tomorrow was there</i>

1345
01:31:55,815 --> 01:31:59,149
<i>¶ We were young</i>

1346
01:31:59,151 --> 01:32:01,184
<i>¶ Didn't have a care</i>

1347
01:32:01,186 --> 01:32:08,124
<i>¶ So where oh, where did it go</i>

1348
01:32:09,827 --> 01:32:14,696
<i>¶ Once upon a time</i>

1349
01:32:14,698 --> 01:32:21,736
<i>¶ The world was sweeter</i>
<i>than we knew</i>

1350
01:32:22,805 --> 01:32:28,975
<i>¶ And everything was ours</i>

1351
01:32:28,977 --> 01:32:33,980
<i>¶ How happy we were then</i>

1352
01:32:37,251 --> 01:32:43,588
<i>¶ So once upon a time</i>

1353
01:32:44,524 --> 01:32:49,727
<i>¶ Never comes again</i>

1354
01:33:30,236 --> 01:33:33,270
<i>¶ How the breeze</i>

1355
01:33:33,272 --> 01:33:37,507
<i>¶ Rustled through her hair</i>

1356
01:33:37,509 --> 01:33:39,275
<i>¶ How we loved</i>

1357
01:33:39,277 --> 01:33:44,680
<i>¶ As though tomorrow was there</i>

1358
01:33:44,682 --> 01:33:47,916
<i>¶ We were young</i>

1359
01:33:47,918 --> 01:33:50,618
<i>¶ Didn't have a care</i>

1360
01:33:50,620 --> 01:33:57,124
<i>¶ So where did it go</i>

1361
01:33:58,660 --> 01:34:03,195
<i>¶ Once upon a time</i>

1362
01:34:04,298 --> 01:34:10,135
<i>¶ The world was sweeter</i>
<i>than we knew</i>

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01:34:14,274 --> 01:34:18,442
<i>¶ Everything was ours</i>

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01:34:18,444 --> 01:34:24,080
<i>¶ How happy we were then</i>

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01:34:27,452 --> 01:34:33,789
<i>¶ So once upon a time</i>

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01:34:33,791 --> 01:34:37,092
<i>¶ Never comes again ¶</i>